Willywork

[00:00.03] Have you ever had an uninvited guest?

[00:03.77] Why did you wear sweatpants the day she wore that dress?

[00:07.50] You put a book on it, your woody wouldn't quit

[00:11.47] Think of disgusting things and don't encourage it

[00:15.19] And then it starts to ache, zipper's about to break

[00:19.18] You're using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake

[00:22.90] Listen and listen good, don' t cover up your wood

[00:26.88] A woody never should

[00:29.01] Ever have to be caged or blocked

[00:33.82] Unlock your jock

[00:37.53] Just let it pop

[00:41.26] Like a jack in the box

[00:44.98] Show 'em that your willy works

[00:48.71] A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt

[00:52.71] Make em scream "oh my god"

[00:56.18] As you shock 'em with your lightning rod

[01:00.44] Baby, let your mojo rise

[01:04.16] It doesn't matter what the size

[01:08.14] You don't have to feel ashamed

[01:11.86] Like Miley it just can't be tamed

[01:16.91] Boing, boing, boing

[01:19.57] Even bigger than a Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

[01:23.28] Sometimes it can be annoying-noying-noying

[01:27.02] But now your confidence is growing

[01:31.53] Put your package on display

[01:35.00] Even if they scream and run away

[01:38.98] You're the jockey of your one-eyed horse

[01:42.94] I'm talking bout your dong, of course

[01:47.20] Someday when you're old and bored

[01:50.66] You'll wish that you had shown it more

[01:54.43] It's the reason that the world was born

[01:58.15] Every girl believes in unicorns

[02:03.47] Doing, ding, dong

[02:05.87] Someday random chubbies will be gone

[02:11.18] Doing, ding, dong

[02:13.58] Can't believe I wrote a whole schlong song