Fetish (Or Just Dumb)
[00:01.19] I crashed my Buick
[00:02.50] I did not mean to do it
[00:04.36] But that sunset was too lit
[00:05.96] Had to look right into it
[00:08.62] Shades would be sweeter
[00:10.20] But my fingers are cheaper
[00:12.33] Since I broke up with Bieber
[00:13.93] My songs have gotten weirder
[00:16.82] I've had this face
[00:19.23] Since I was five
[00:21.36] (months)
[00:22.45] ah
[00:24.32] I'm Lana Del Rey
[00:27.01] Except pint-sized,
[00:29.13] ah
[00:30.72] I'm feelin' peckish,
[00:31.78] what's for lunch?
[00:34.44] This shard of glass is a good light snack
[00:38.46] When you're hot you don't have to
[00:40.05] chew
[00:42.18] I tied my tongue up like a
[00:43.51] shoe
[00:46.42] Here's my impression of a mop
[00:50.14] My favourite look is
[00:51.20] sexy drowned rat
[00:53.84] I'm not allowed to eat real
[00:55.42] food
[00:57.84] So Windex is my favorite
[00:59.45] juice
[01:01.57] This stuff is edible enough
[01:04.20] I'm lovin' this lipstick
[01:06.36] It's carb-free and delicious
[01:07.97] You think that I'm singing
[01:09.57] But it's just horny whispering
[01:12.24] No-one will help me
[01:13.56] Put away all these groceries
[01:15.96] Does the lettuce go into the toilet or right on my body?
[01:19.96] It rains inside
[01:22.62] At dinner time,
[01:24.74] ah
[01:27.65] My plumber might
[01:30.32] Need to be fired,
[01:32.71] ah
[01:34.30] Is this a fetish or just dumb?
[01:37.99] I've got the world's most f'ed up spice rack
[01:42.00] I should look up what fetish
[01:43.70] means
[01:45.46] But I ate the
[01:46.87] dictionary
[01:49.44] I bought this thing to
[01:50.59] curl my tongue
[01:53.56] It's not working,
[01:54.63] I should take it back
[01:57.55] What other dumb shit can I do?
[02:01.26] Maybe I'll whip up some bleach stew
[02:04.99] I put a radish in my butt
[02:07.63] You're here, thank God! Can we please talk?
[02:10.32] Selena locked me up like Jigsaw
[02:12.19] Been stuck in here since half past three
[02:14.06] Can someone turn off the AC?
[02:16.20] Why'd I bother gettin' thinner?
[02:18.31] Now I'm gonna die like a TV dinner
[02:20.17] Some college kid will write a thesis
[02:22.02] On the meaning of all these peaches
[02:24.41] Girl, you promised that you'd let me hit it
[02:26.00] But now both of my balls are frostbitten
[02:28.17] Hold up though
[02:28.70] I just found all this peach froyo
[02:29.76] I guess this isn't so tragic, yolo
[02:32.45] I can't digest all of this stuff (what the hell?)
[02:36.43] The owner of the house just came back (my kitchen!)
[02:40.44] Excuse me, who the hell are you?
[02:44.16] Why did you eat my favorite shoes?
[02:47.88] I got a fetish for your Uggs
