50 Ways to Say Goodbye

[00:14.32] My heart is paralyzed

[00:17.51] My head was oversized

[00:20.97] I'll take the high road like I should

[00:27.87] You said it's meant to be

[00:31.33] That it's not you, it's me

[00:34.78] You're leaving now for my own good

[00:41.15] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[00:44.07] She went down in an airplane

[00:46.20] Fried getting suntan

[00:48.32] Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

[00:51.51] Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

[00:57.62] She met a shark underwater

[01:00.01] Fell and no one caught her

[01:02.14] I returned everything I ever bought her

[01:05.32] Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

[01:10.37] And ways to say you died

[01:26.04] My pride still feels the sting

[01:29.49] You were my everything

[01:32.95] Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)

[01:39.85] She'll think I'm Superman

[01:43.31] Not super minivan

[01:46.76] How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

[01:52.87] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[01:56.33] She was caught in a mudslide

[01:58.45] Eaten by a lion

[02:00.31] Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

[02:03.49] Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

[02:09.60] She dried up in the desert

[02:12.00] Drowned in a hot tub

[02:14.12] Danced to death at an east-side night club

[02:17.31] Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

[02:22.09] And ways to say you died

[02:37.76] I wanna live a thousand lives with you

[02:40.95] I wanna be the one you're dying to

[02:44.40] Love, but you don't want to

[02:51.31] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[02:54.76] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[02:57.95] She went down in an airplane

[03:00.08] Fried getting suntan

[03:01.93] Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

[03:05.12] Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

[03:11.49] She met a shark under water

[03:13.89] Fell and no one caught her

[03:15.74] I returned everything I ever bought her

[03:18.93] Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

[03:25.31] She was caught in a mudslide

[03:27.43] Eaten by a lion

[03:29.56] Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

[03:32.74] Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

[03:38.85] She dried up in the desert

[03:41.25] Drowned in a hot tub

[03:43.10] Danced to death at an east-side night club

[03:46.29] Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

[03:51.34] And ways to say goodbye