Discord’s Smallest Violin
[00:05.45] My mother left me at the age of three
[00:08.37] She was actually a tree
[00:10.28] From the IRS I flee
[00:12.42] I won't pay my taxes, see
[00:14.54] My dad left me for a goddamn flea
[00:16.40] Forgot to clean up last year’s pee
[00:18.52] I need a fucking therapist
[00:20.39] Or just some coffee, can't resist
[00:22.77] (Oh my God) That’s so insane
[00:24.63] (Holy shit) My house is in flames
[00:26.75] Yesterday, I lost my rubber band
[00:30.75] I kinda wish I had my rubber band
[00:34.72] Jesus Christ! Where is my rubber band? (rubber band, hey!)
[00:39.24] Be careful, I am violent
[00:41.10] The 'T’ in that is silent
[00:43.23] I'm higher than the mother-fucking moon
[00:46.14] (fuck you fuck you)
[00:47.20] I turned my shit to smithereens
[00:49.33] You deserve no goddamn sympathy
[00:51.45] I put all of my piss in a balloon
[01:12.06] My mom lеft me at the age of three
[01:14.18] And shе turned right into a tree
[01:16.30] Damn I got a small PP, IRS chasing after me
[01:20.56] All my friends are manscaping
[01:22.68] They're so good at manscaping
[01:24.54] I'm so scared of cutting it
[01:26.67] Is that really funny bitch
[01:28.79] (Holy fuck) Leave me alone
[01:30.93] (Holy fuck) That’s Post Malone!
[01:33.04] Next to him, I feel so damn alone
[01:37.03] Oh damn, wait, he's really stoned
[01:41.27] I wonder if he's got games on his phone
[01:45.26] The world’s smallest poop ever, really needs some salt pepper
[01:49.07] So if I cannot buy it somewhere soon
[01:52.89] (the fuck, the fuck)
[01:53.43] My ass will be in smithereens
[01:55.28] I’ll get inside my submarine
[01:57.40] And get as high as the fucking moon
[02:00.33] (moon, moon, moon)
[02:18.39] Somewhere in the Spider-verse
[02:20.51] Somewhere I have got it worse
[02:22.37] I struggle to make the next verse
[02:24.50] Someone’s ass must really hurt
[02:26.36] The worlds smallest peepee poo, really needs some whipped cream dude
[02:30.35] So if I do not find it somewhere soon
[02:35.40] My bumhole burns, I’m full of beans
[02:37.78] I wonder what the hell he means
[02:39.91] Despite attempts, I’m never clean
[02:42.03] My ass feels like it's make believe
[02:44.15] “the fuck” is what I’m wondering
[02:45.49] No matter what, I can't achieve
[02:47.35] I feel just like Lightning McQueen
[02:48.94] The holy water’s what I need
[02:50.54] This channel seems like hell to me
[02:51.87] My eyes now need a ton of bleach
[02:53.47] Oh my god, so many bees
[02:55.06] Bartender please, sex on the beach
[02:56.66] So let me shitpost in this channel dude
