Biggering (Original Demo)

[00:09.48] At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff

[00:18.24] I had a little cottage and that cottage was enough

[00:27.02] A place where I could sit and knit

[00:31.28] A place where I could sell my thneeds

[00:35.79] But now I've had a little time to reassess my needs

[00:41.90] And I need a bigger office, I need a bigger chair

[00:52.26] A bigger desk, a bigger staff

[00:57.57] A bigger hat to wear

[01:00.23] Because I'm biggering (yes, biggering)

[01:04.21] I'm figgering on biggering

[01:09.52] And biggering is triggering more biggering

[01:22.81] Hey, listen up, meathead

[01:25.20] I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it

[01:29.98] Greed, see, it's like a little pet, alright?

[01:34.23] And the more and more and more that you go and feed it

[01:38.48] The more hungry it'll get

[01:42.46] But you know, you really can't blame greed

[01:46.18] No, that's stupid

[01:47.77] You see, it's gotta worm inside

[01:50.17] Oh yeah, that's right

[01:52.29] It's one that always needs to feed and it is never satisfied

[01:58.13] You get it?

[01:59.73] But the more you try to find it

[02:03.18] The more it likes to hide

[02:06.90] Now listen, that is a nasty, little worm

[02:11.15] And I like to call it pride

[02:14.87] See, now that's why you're biggering!

[02:18.85] Listen here, idiot

[02:20.71] And figgering on biggering

[02:24.96] But that biggering's just triggering more biggering

[02:32.09] Got that? Alright

[03:03.43] There is a principle of nature that most every creature knows

[03:10.07] It's called survival of the fittest and this is how it goes

[03:16.45] The animal that wins has got to claw and kick and punch

[03:23.09] The animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lunch

[03:28.13] A company's an animal (animal)

[03:31.32] That's trying to survive (survive, oh)

[03:35.84] It's struggling and fighting (fighting)

[03:38.76] Just to keep itself alive (keep itself alive)

[03:41.95] I must keep biggering

[03:44.87] I'm figgering on biggering

[03:48.59] Though biggering is triggering more biggering

[03:54.43] I won't stop biggering

[03:58.15] I'm figgering on biggering

[04:02.40] And biggering is triggering more biggering

[04:08.78] With the customers all buying

[04:10.37] And the money multiplying

[04:11.96] And the PR people lying

[04:13.56] And the lawyers all denying

[04:16.21] Who cares if some things are dying?

[04:23.12] I don't wanna hear your crying

[04:30.03] This is all so gratifying