Biggering - Original Demo

[00:09.47] At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff

[00:18.24] I had a little cottage and that cottage was enough

[00:27.01] A place where I could sit and knit

[00:31.25] A place where I could sell my thneeds

[00:35.51] But now I've had a little time to reassess my needs

[00:41.88] And I need a bigger office, I need a bigger chair

[00:52.24] A bigger desk, a bigger staff

[00:57.55] A bigger hat to wear

[01:00.21] Because I'm biggering (yes, biggering)

[01:04.19] I'm figgering on biggering

[01:09.51] And biggering is triggering more biggering

[01:22.79] Hey, listen up, meathead

[01:25.18] I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it

[01:29.96] Greed, see, it's like a little pet, alright?

[01:34.47] And the more and more and more that you go and feed it

[01:38.46] The more hungry it'll get

[01:42.44] But you know, you really can't blame greed

[01:46.16] No, that's stupid

[01:48.02] You see, it's gotta worm inside

[01:50.15] Oh yeah, that's right

[01:52.27] It's one that always needs to feed and it is never satisfied

[01:58.11] You get it?

[01:59.71] But the more you try to find it

[02:03.16] The more it likes to hide

[02:06.88] Now listen, that is a nasty, little worm

[02:11.13] And I like to call it pride

[02:14.85] See, now that's why you're biggering!

[02:18.83] Listen here, idiot

[02:20.70] And figgering on biggering

[02:25.21] But that biggering's just triggering more biggering

[02:31.85] Got that? Alright

[03:03.46] There is a principle of nature that most every creature knows

[03:10.10] It's called survival of the fittest and this is how it goes

[03:16.47] The animal that wins has got to claw and kick and punch

[03:23.11] The animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lunch

[03:28.16] A company's an animal (animal)

[03:31.35] That's trying to survive (survive, oh)

[03:35.60] It's struggling and fighting (fighting)

[03:38.53] Just to keep itself alive (keep itself alive)

[03:41.71] I must keep biggering

[03:44.90] I'm figgering on biggering

[03:48.61] Though biggering is triggering more biggering

[03:54.46] I won't stop biggering

[03:58.18] I'm figgering on biggering

[04:02.43] And biggering is triggering more biggering

[04:08.80] With the customers all buying

[04:10.13] And the money multiplying

[04:11.99] And the PR people lying

[04:13.58] And the lawyers all denying

[04:16.24] Who cares if some things are dying?

[04:23.15] I don't wanna hear your crying

[04:29.79] This is all so gratifying