The Rude Tourist

[00:12.36] The cunt in every Country,

[00:14.22] He's the Western World winner.

[00:18.21] His words can start a war,

[00:19.27] But we're just ordering dinner.

[00:21.66] And we're all getting thinner.

[00:23.26] Whoa it's such a shame,

[00:25.90] The moment we get off the plane,

[00:28.56] It's nothing to hide

[00:29.62] And a ticket to ride,

[00:31.22] Potentially try to explain.

[00:33.62] It's just you and the rude tourist,

[00:36.28] And he's finding

[00:37.59] The way to go home.

[00:39.18] He's the rude tourist, all alone.

[00:45.30] Unwanted traveller,

[00:46.37] Seeking out local knowledge.

[00:50.87] He doesn't care,

[00:51.93] 'Cause he can swear in every language.

[00:54.07] I just want a fucking sandwich.

[00:55.93] Whoa he's your best friend,

[00:58.59] Stick together 'til the end.

[01:00.97] Until the visa runs out

[01:02.30] This is all heading South,

[01:03.63] But there's still time to pretend.

[01:06.28] It's just you and the rude tourist,

[01:08.94] And he's finding

[01:09.74] The way to go home

[01:11.86] He's the rude tourist, all alone.

[01:17.44] -

[01:38.69] It's just you and the rude tourist,

[01:41.88] And he's finding

[01:42.68] The way to go home

[01:44.54] He's the rude tourist, all alone.

[01:50.11] It's just you and the rude tourist,

[01:53.04] Insulting in every timezone.

[01:55.70] He's the rude tourist.