Big Boys (SNL Skit)
[00:03.12] Winter has arrived, y'all
[00:04.45] Temperature's droppin'
[00:06.05] And you know what that means
[00:07.63] It's cuffin' season
[00:08.70] That time of year when we find a man to keep us warm through these cold months
[00:12.41] But not just any man will do
[00:15.34] That's right, we out here lookin' for some big boys
[00:24.38] It's cuffin' season
[00:26.78] And now we've got a reason
[00:29.18] To get a big boy, I need a big boy
[00:32.11] Give me a big boy (Big, b-big, b-big, big boy)
[00:35.57] It's cuffin' season
[00:37.96] And all the girls are leavin'
[00:40.62] To get a big boy (Big boy), I need a big boy (Big boy)
[00:43.53] I want a big boy
[00:46.20] I need a big boy w-wit' polar bear arms
[00:49.65] Keeps me warm in a winter snowstorm
[00:52.31] Wind chill is bitin' but his jacket's unzipped
[00:54.97] He bring in my groceries in just one trip
[00:57.62] Till the sun comes back, I need a big boy hottie
[01:00.80] Makes his own heat with his big boy body
[01:03.47] For the next three months, skinny boys is dead
[01:06.38] Forget a six-pack, I need the whole damn keg
[01:09.31] Big boy w-with a big ole back
[01:11.96] A California king, refrigerator stacked
[01:14.90] With steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks
[01:17.56] Bu-bu-butter, bacon, cheese, and lasagna in the tray
[01:20.21] Need an enormous man with an enormous stand
[01:23.46] Feeds me snacks with his enormous hands
[01:25.85] And I hope he asks me to be his winter-wife
[01:28.79] 'Cause messin' with a big boy will change your life
[01:31.97] It's cuffin' season
[01:34.36] And all the girls be needin'
[01:37.02] I need a big boy, I want a big boy
[01:39.94] Give me a big boy
[01:42.86] I need a big boy body, like a bouncer
[01:45.26] Big mouth-breather and legs like a monster
[01:48.17] Get in the bed and he gonna do me right
[01:50.83] And when we all done he gonna snore all night
[01:54.28] And then he stops
[01:57.75] Hey, babe
[02:02.02] Did this man just die?
[02:04.15] Anything I need, my big boy got it
[02:06.80] If I need a snack, he got Snickers in his pocket
[02:09.98] Big warm hoodie, yeah, you know I'm gonna rock it
[02:12.64] And if we gon' travel, you know he gon' put me in first-class
[02:17.07] 'Cause he don't fit in the back
[02:20.65] Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)
[02:22.24] Go big boys (Ah, ah)
[02:23.57] Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)
[02:24.90] I like 'em big boys (Ah, ah)
[02:25.59] Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, PunkieI thought you only liked girls
[02:28.11] I love girls, but they can't keep me warm
[02:30.77] I wanna be the little-spoon sometimes
[02:33.16] It's like this
[02:33.86] I been mannin' up the whole year
[02:35.73] Taking care of kids and wife
[02:37.05] I mow the lawn, take out the trash
[02:38.65] You don't think that I be tired?
[02:39.97] All I do is work and stress and I could use a big boy so I could just relax
[02:44.49] He need to have them love-handles in the front and in the back
[02:47.42] And, yes, I want 'em three layers like McDonald's BigMacs
[02:50.33] But if we talkin' girls, yo, I like my women big and it don't matter what the season
[02:54.58] Like 'em thick all year, yeah, yeah
[02:57.24] It's cuffin' season
[02:59.64] And now we got a reason
[03:02.02] To get a big boy, I want a big boy
[03:04.95] Give me a big, big, big boy
[03:08.40] We out here, ladies
[03:10.00] We the reason for the season
[03:11.58] These bears don't hibernate in the winter
[03:13.98] You know where to find us
[03:15.83] We'll be shovelin' snow in shorts
[03:18.23] Big, b-big, b-big boys
