New Years Resolution Lies

[00:02.27] I'll cut out carbs to lose some weight

[00:03.86] That's a lie

[00:04.39] I won't go to bed so late

[00:05.99] LIE!

[00:06.78] I won't be so shy to date

[00:08.37] Lie

[00:09.17] I won't do so much riffing

[00:10.50] Lie!

[00:11.57] I'll go to the gym and get real strong

[00:13.15] Lie

[00:13.95] All my work I won't prolong

[00:15.54] Hah! Lie

[00:16.35] I'll stick to goals the whole year-long

[00:17.94] Another lie!

[00:18.73] I won't sing so many Disney songs

[00:20.06] You're kidding, right?

[00:21.12] Let's face the facts and come to terms, it's time to realize

[00:25.64] These goals are only merely hope we quickly leave behind

[00:30.17] They're lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!

[00:34.15] Give it up. Resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself. You shouldn't even try

[00:39.46] Okay, maybe thinking big like that is not the way to go, but resolutions don't have to be big. They can be reasonable

[00:44.25] I could cook a meal or four

[00:46.10] True...

[00:46.90] Keep my clothes neater in my drawer

[00:48.49] True

[00:49.04] Improve my credit score

[00:50.63] So true

[00:51.42] Tell my loved ones that I love them more

[00:53.28] That's cute!

[00:53.81] There's a book I've meant to read

[00:55.67] True!

[00:56.20] Do my best to do good deeds

[00:57.79] (Gasp) True!

[00:58.86] Take the time for me I need

[01:00.18] Too true!

[01:00.98] Follow less and take a lead!

[01:03.38] Don't kid yourself

[01:04.43] You know your year can't be that sublime

[01:07.89] You may be right, but I'll prove you wrong

[01:10.28] We'll both find out in time if they're

[01:12.94] Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!

[01:16.65] They could be

[01:17.72] Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!

[01:21.43] I won't let 'em be

[01:22.50] Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!

[01:26.21] I'm doing fine