daffy duck's rhapsody
[00:05.74] Greetings!
[00:09.46] My name is Daffy
[00:12.65] There's no other duck like me
[00:15.56] Because I'm so daffy
[00:18.67] And the reason I'm daffy
[00:22.20] And so gosh-derned riff-raffy
[00:25.66] And so screwy and laffy
[00:29.12] Is because those hunters won't leave me alone
[00:37.71] Oh, why don't they hunt some other animal for a change?
[00:46.13] So, that I won't have to end up on a kitchen range
[00:53.74] But no, duck hunting's all the rage and they won't let me be
[01:03.50] And I'm so full of bullets, I'm lit up like a Christmas tree
[01:12.98] There's so much I'd like to do if I just had the chance
[01:21.48] I'd like to play and romp and even sing and do a dance
[01:31.58] I would read the latest book
[01:33.44] Go swimming in the babbling brook
[01:35.57] I'd like to fly the seven seas
[01:37.42] Play hide and seek among the trees
[01:39.28] I'd play hop scotch and double dutch
[01:40.88] And this and that and things and such
[01:42.73] I know that isn't asking much
[01:44.33] But all these things I daresn't touch
[01:45.93] It's bang! bang! here, and bang! bang! there
[01:47.79] Bullets flying everywhere
[01:49.37] I can't stand it any longer
[01:51.23] I get weak and they get stronger
[01:53.01] Hunters to the right of me
[01:54.87] Hunters to the left I see
[01:56.46] Over hill and over dale
[01:58.05] Bullets whizzing past my tail
[01:59.92] There's no rest and there's no peace
[02:01.52] Won't this shooting ever cease
[02:02.86] Morning, noon, and through the night
[02:04.45] That's why I look such a fright
[02:06.04] BANG! BANG! BANG!
[02:07.36] I'm only sixteen yards ahead
[02:08.97] BANG! BANG! BANG!
[02:10.03] They're shooting straight at me
[02:11.79] HOO! HOO! HOO!
[02:12.95] They won't let up until I'm dead
[02:14.80] HOO! HOO! HOO!
[02:15.86] Why can't they let me be?
[02:17.63] Why don't they hunt big wild moose
[02:19.13] Or chase a reindeer on the loose
[02:20.47] There's possums, chipmunks, caribou
[02:21.53] Or rabbit for a rabbit stew
[02:23.37] Raccoons, squirrels, porcupines
[02:24.45] Monkeys swinging on the vines
[02:25.78] Leopards with or without spots
[02:26.84] Wildcats with or without dots
[02:28.44] Elephants, badgers, kangaroos
[02:29.50] Lions, tigers, cows that moo
[02:30.84] Wolf and mice and prairie ox
[02:32.16] Red and grey and silver fox
[02:33.22] DAFFY! They drive me daffy!
[02:35.34] Those hunters with their great big guns
[02:36.94] They're all uncles, cousins, fathers, sons
[02:38.54] Crazy! They got me hazy
[02:40.39] With all that rootin'-flootin'-hootin'-tootin'-high-falootin' noisy
[02:43.33] Shootin'
[02:43.67] Closer! They're gettin' closer
[02:45.70] With shotguns, pistols, bows and arrows, rifles, knives, and other
[02:47.83] Deadly trifles
[02:48.63] Scram now! While I'm still able
[02:50.49] You're nuts if you think that I'm gonna end up on somebody's dinner table
[02:53.15] Sooooo, Good-bye!
[02:57.12] So long now!
[02:58.46] Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo (Ending)
