No Exit (The Amazing Digital Circus Song)

[00:00.98] Well hello there!

[00:02.23] It seems we have a new cast member!

[00:04.37] What's that? Where are you? What is this place? Who are you?

[00:09.42] I can legally answer some of those questions!

[00:12.08] It's your lucky day, friend!

[00:13.67] You get to be a part of the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping...

[00:16.33] Wha... What are you trying to...

[00:17.66] The headset? Oh

[00:19.51] So here's the thing...

[00:21.26] So the good news first

[00:22.33] How'd you like to be a star?

[00:23.55] Now forever in a show being watched from afar?

[00:25.41] A hundred eyes in the sky, now your life on a stage is a

[00:27.26] Mind-bending circus

[00:28.59] A show for all ages (Ha ha!)

[00:29.81] Buckle up, let me give you a tour

[00:31.14] Take a ride with the pearly-white entrepreneur

[00:33.00] You may need to calm down and adjust expectations

[00:35.12] Experiencing digital hallucinations (My, my!)

[00:37.51] Welcome to a world full of wonders

[00:39.11] Where anything can happen, just imagine if you hadn't had to happen on the virtual reality that trapped you in the...

[00:43.03] Wait, what'd I say? (Ha ha!)

[00:44.36] No spoilers!

[00:44.89] Oh, you gotta have a name!

[00:45.95] Come and spin the roulette

[00:46.75] 'Til we find an arrangement of consonant letters

[00:48.61] Are vowels negotiable?

[00:49.67] I'll do my best

[00:50.73] Now go meet your co-stars!

[00:51.78] Your friends for the rest of your life

[00:53.01] An electronical performer

[00:55.27] You're one of us now

[00:56.87] You're better off if you can just accept it

[01:00.69] Within the headset, you're reborn now

[01:02.82] We'll never know how

[01:04.66] The only truth is that there is no exit

[01:07.76] Say goodbye to the real world

[01:09.83] My little superstar!

[01:11.69] You're the brand new act at the carnival

[01:13.82] Just stay right where you are!

[01:15.68] There's no hope of extraction

[01:17.54] Now you're the main attraction

[01:19.63] Get the show underway

[01:20.93] Singing day after day after day

[01:24.55] The name's Caine, and I'm able to tell

[01:26.32] That you're gonna have the time of your life in this realm

[01:28.18] I'm the ringmaster! Showman! The great puppeteer!

[01:30.31] Who better to entrust with your circus career?

[01:32.15] So don't waste any time!

[01:33.21] Let's have an adventure

[01:34.28] C&A is not liable in the event that you're injured, disfigured or otherwise wounded not limited to but including

[01:39.59] The loss of a limb? Or an organ? Or head?

[01:41.18] Really, head? (It says "head.")

[01:42.24] That's hilarious! Anyway...

[01:43.73] Now your sanity is hanging on a trivial experience

[01:45.86] Activity designed to keep your fragile mind intact

[01:47.48] The monotony is liminally minimal

[01:49.34] Additionally try to keep it literal, don't get too abstract

[01:52.44] Got it? Good

[01:53.77] Say goodbye to the real world

[01:55.89] My little superstar!

[01:57.76] You're the brand new act at the carnival

[01:59.61] Just stay right where you are!

[02:01.74] There's no hope of extraction

[02:03.60] Now you're the main attraction

[02:05.46] Get the show underway

[02:06.96] Singing day after day after day

[02:09.72] You're looking for a way out of here

[02:12.09] You're talking to the great engineer

[02:13.64] There's nothing there in the void so avoid it, my dear

[02:17.89] This door has never been opened

[02:19.22] Surrender, give up hope

[02:21.07] Get the show underway

[02:22.14] Get that smile on display, and obey!

[02:25.21] Your soul imprisoned here forever

[02:27.79] Our leader's design

[02:29.39] You're better off if you can just forget it

[02:33.11] An unachievable endeavor

[02:35.50] To leave it behind

[02:37.09] When will you understand that there's no exit?

[02:40.53] Is it starting to sink in, my little possession?

[02:42.39] You need to let go of this pointless obsession with exits

[02:44.78] You know what comes next

[02:45.58] It's what happened to your predecessor

[02:46.90] It's dark in the cellar (Well, well!)

[02:48.50] Step into your new arrangement

[02:49.84] Your estrangement

[02:50.64] From the way you thought your life was going so be patient

[02:52.46] No complaints, you're the entertainment!

[02:54.03] Smile on your face or you'll end up in the basement

[02:55.87] The maddened abandon beyond understanding the palm of my hand

[02:58.00] You'll forever be standing and dancing in, I'm not just gonna

[02:59.77] Give up my plan and comply with demand

[03:01.36] There's supply to command and a cast to expand

[03:02.69] Now I'm building my brand!

[03:03.75] You're a celebrity! (Diva!) A mega star!

[03:05.24] Do you know how many dream of being right where you are?

[03:07.37] So take your adventure

[03:08.43] And when it's complete, have a digital feast! (You can never eat)

[03:11.35] So welcome to the circus

[03:13.21] The spectacle bizarre

[03:15.34] You can try to run through a thousand doors

[03:17.20] Wait! I didn't finish this part!

[03:18.97] Say goodbye to the real world

[03:20.83] My little superstar!

[03:22.95] You're the brand new act at the carnival

[03:24.80] Just stay right where you are!

[03:26.92] There's no hope of extraction

[03:28.78] Now you're the main attraction

[03:30.64] Get the show underway

[03:31.97] Singing day after day after day

[03:35.39] Thank you for joining us!

[03:36.72] We'll be here day after day

[03:38.85] After day, after day, after day...