06 01 - No Surprize
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[00:06.15] Nineteen seventy-one
[00:08.79] We all heard the starters gun
[00:12.25] New York was such a pity
[00:14.37] But at Max's Kansas City we won
[00:18.10] We all shot the shit at the bar
[00:22.62] With Johnny O'Toole and his scar
[00:25.81] And then old Clive Davis said
[00:28.99] I'm surely gonna make us a star
[00:32.04] I'm gonna make you a star
[00:35.76] Just the way you are
[00:39.22] But with all his style
[00:42.93] I could see in his eyes
[00:46.12] That we is goin' to trial
[00:49.06] It was no surprise
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[01:01.81] The boys kept kickin' ass
[01:04.47] As usual time would tell
[01:07.93] But some bitch in the choir
[01:09.77] Threw water on the fires of Hell
[01:13.78] She loved to show and tell
[01:17.23] Lord, she loved to tell
[01:19.88] But with all our style
[01:24.67] You could see in our eyes
[01:27.59] That we are still on trial
[01:30.25] And it was no surprise
[01:35.55] No surprise
[01:39.54] No surprise
[01:42.46] No surprise
[01:46.46] Midnight lady
[01:47.77] Situation fetal
[01:49.91] Vaccinate your ass
[01:51.24] With a phonograph needle
[02:00.66] I say
[02:01.03] Look it here, friend of mine
[02:02.64] You scratch like you need calamine
[02:03.97] Flamingo boots, sole's a creakin'
[02:05.95] Still in love and Puerto Rican too
[02:10.48] Ridin' on the wheels of hell
[02:13.66] Smokin' up our axle grease
[02:17.22] Oh the backstage is rockin'
[02:19.13] And we're coppin' from the local police
[02:23.24] That's right, the local police
[02:26.63] Or the justice of peace
[02:30.36] But with all our style
[02:32.71] You could see in our eyes
[02:36.69] That we are still on trial
[02:40.68] Baby, it's no surprise
[02:45.19] No Surprise
[02:48.64] No Surprise
[02:52.09] No Surprise
[02:55.81] Rock and roll junkie whore
[02:57.68] Got my foot inside the door
[02:59.81] Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock
[03:01.93] Nobody's keepin' score
[03:09.63] Bad times go away
[03:11.36] Come again some other day
[03:13.49] Topaz and sazzafrazz
[03:14.95] Will keep the blues away
[03:23.44] Candy store and rock and roll
[03:25.30] Corporation jellyroll
[03:26.90] Play the singles, it ain't me
[03:28.76] It's programmed insanity
[03:30.89] You ASCAP
[03:31.95] If BMI
[03:32.33] Could ever make a mountain fly
[03:33.52] If Japanese can boil teas
[03:35.24] Then where the fuck's my royalties?
[03:40.56] Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow!
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