02. Greatest
[00:00.82] Greatest
[00:03.56] Eminem
[00:04.08] Motherfuckers talkin' crazy (yeah), sayin' I should quit (yeah)
[00:07.81] I fuckin' tell them make me (bitch), eat a fuckin' dick (yeah)
[00:08.32] I'm feelin' like the greatest (woo), wanna be whoever did it
[00:09.58] Mike Will the one who made it, it's Shady on the lyrics
[00:12.57] I'm somewhat outlandish they say
[00:13.56] You say we're cut from the same cloth
[00:15.31] But I guess you fabricate, eh?
[00:16.80] You better bring more men than the Latter Day Saints
[00:18.58] Manic states, Steven Paddock with automatic stay spray
[00:20.82] At anything that may stand in their way
[00:22.55] As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade
[00:24.57] And a trey eight, at the Mandalay Bay
[00:26.09] Common sense, I'm a dollar short and a day late
[00:28.34] James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee
[00:30.32] Must have missed my cat-scan that day
[00:31.57] I just threw a Tampax at Dre
[00:32.81] Trashcan, Tascam and ashtray
[00:34.33] I'm turning back to a madman, can't take
[00:36.08] Anymore but I try to get away from the anger and rage
[00:38.32] My basic alias is an A to the K
[00:39.57] Get your ass spayed like bidets breakin' your legs
[00:41.33] Eight different ways, aim for the waist, you chumps don't
[00:43.05] Even know how to do somethin'
[00:43.84] To give goosebumps a day when you say
[00:45.29] That somethin' you won't give someone a lump in their throat
[00:46.32] If you had them choked up you'd be yankin' my chain
[00:48.82] Feelin' like I'm headed for a padded cell, the
[00:50.32] Bar for me what I rap isn't fair but
[00:51.79] Guess that's the standard I'm held to
[00:53.32] But if somethin' like that doesn't tell ya
[00:54.82] You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a failure
[00:57.82] Then you better take it back to the shelter
[00:59.30] And Hamburger Helper, 'cause damn it I'm still the
[01:00.83] Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world
[01:04.81] (No lie) I might be
[01:06.57] The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it
[01:11.06] I feel like the greatest joker to honkies sounding like me
[01:15.58] Never be as good, never be as good
[01:18.82] Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, but what?
[01:21.31] I'm the greatest
[01:22.34] So you sold 10 million albums, eh? (What?)
[01:26.06] Only problem is, you put out 10 million albums, eh? (Haha)
[01:28.80] Wait, what was I just about to say?
[01:30.04] Oh yeah, let me get this out the way
[01:31.58] I know there's people that are pissed about the way I mispronounced a name
[01:33.60] "DIE ANTWOORD!"
[01:34.83] Fuck, I still can't say the shit
[01:35.85] But how quickly they forget who the fuck I was
[01:37.56] Now Ninja try to duck my slugs to let ya girl get fucked by Muggs
[01:40.58] I'd like to give a shout to Cypress
[01:44.55] This can't be real, you dissed me and I was just tryin' to
[01:45.06] Give you a shout, now get the fuck out my rhyme book!
[01:46.79] No more shiners, already too much time tokin' rappers
[01:48.81] I hear you talkin' shit, I'm just too big to respond to it
[01:51.56] God forbid I forget, go and jump out the window
[01:53.59] Somebody better child-proof it
[01:54.56] 'Cause if I lose it we can rewind to some old Ja Rule shit
[01:56.79] And I can remind motherfuckers I'll do shit
[01:58.54] You don't got the tools, I got my toolkit, I bullshit you not
[02:00.80] Y'all fools just forgot that I'm so fuckin' awful with the thoughts
[02:04.31] And when I'm hostile and impossible to stop
[02:05.31] So you call it a nostril 'cause it's not gonna ever
[02:08.04] I'll never let up on the pedal, might as well get the mop
[02:10.06] 'Cause I'm wipin' everyone up in this genre
[02:11.54] 'Cause on the mic I feel like I'm the
[02:13.31] Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world
[02:16.79] (No lie) I might be
[02:18.82] Best to ever do it, best to ever do it, best to ever do it
[02:22.82] I feel like the greatest joker to honkies sounding like me
[02:27.56] Never be as good, never be as good
[02:30.30] Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, but what?
[02:33.28] I'm the greatest
[02:35.07] Oh yeah and one more thing I want to mention
[02:38.29] Is you're one dimension
[02:39.54] I'm a monkey wrench and I can flunk detention
[02:41.30] I love contentions so welcome to the gun convention
[02:43.54] Muscles flexin', gotta strut like a front suspension
[02:45.56] And you just stuck the key up in the ignition
[02:49.29] And gave me enough gas to flood my engine (yeah)
[02:50.05] Psychopath, Michael's Jack's blowin' up like a raft
[02:51.55] I just slapped Vlad with a ISIS flag
[02:53.29] Bet you I come back twice as bad (uh)
[02:55.04] Revival didn't go viral!
[02:57.81] Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road
[03:00.56] Fuck that, I'm finna hit back
[03:02.52] 'Til I run out of gun powder and split the scene
[03:03.56] Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze
[03:05.32] And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things
[03:06.80] And my lips and the clips got the SIG lit like it's nicotine
[03:09.55] Trigger me and Slim gets mean
[03:10.31] Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes
[03:11.54] That's why I call the motherfuckers M-16's
[03:12.79] Float like a butterfly, I'ma sting like a bee, you ain't harmin' a thing
[03:15.54] I hit a dame hard as I'm gonna swing
[03:18.03] I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling
[03:18.79] But like a wedding band you gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring
[03:21.53] An anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali
[03:23.03] 'Cause I know one day I'm gonna be the
[03:24.80] Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world
[03:29.29] (No lie) I might be
[03:30.82] Best to ever do it, best to ever do it, best to ever do it
[03:31.05] I feel like the greatest joker to honkies sounding like me
[03:39.56] Never be as good, never be as good
[03:42.28] Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, but what?
[03:45.30] I'm the greatest
