My Name Is
[00:00.65] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[00:03.64] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:06.02] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[00:09.95] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:12.08] Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who?
[00:14.81] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:17.06] (Can I have the attention of the class for one second?)
[00:18.73] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[00:20.93] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:22.86] Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
[00:25.35] Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)
[00:28.85] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
[00:31.80] Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
[00:34.78] My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
[00:37.38] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
[00:40.25] And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh)
[00:43.65] "Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
[00:46.30] Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
[00:48.62] 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51.35] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:54.05] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:56.66] I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
[00:59.63] Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
[01:02.03] Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
[01:05.46] I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
[01:08.30] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[01:11.34] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:13.65] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[01:16.91] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:19.38] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[01:22.97] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:24.98] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[01:28.18] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:29.99] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh)
[01:32.96] Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
[01:35.52] I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
[01:40.04] And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow)
[01:41.71] Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:44.24] Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
[01:47.29] Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends"
[01:53.12] 99 percent of my life, I was lied to
[01:55.34] I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)
[01:58.90] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:00.92] Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
[02:03.45] (Oh, thank you)
[02:04.58] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07.10] And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
[02:09.06] (Ahh, ahh, ahh)
[02:09.35] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
[02:13.12] So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
[02:15.72] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
[02:18.52] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:21.02] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[02:24.22] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:26.82] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
[02:30.05] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:32.45] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[02:35.82] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:37.97] Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
[02:40.55] Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
[02:43.03] I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that)
[02:46.11] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:48.54] (Huh, yup)
[02:49.64] Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
[02:52.45] I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
[02:55.31] All my life I was very deprived
[02:57.17] I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops)
[03:00.20] Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
[03:02.65] I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (Come here)
[03:05.85] When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:09.05] How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits
[03:11.92] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:13.93] With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)
[03:16.70] 'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr)
[03:18.27] And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?)
[03:19.91] Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[03:23.25] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[03:26.45] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[03:28.62] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[03:33.12] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[03:34.32] Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
[03:37.52] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[03:39.85] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
[03:43.05] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
