Rhymes Like Dimes

[00:02.12] Yo, yo, yo, y'all can't stand right here

[00:04.51] In his right hand was your man's worst nightmare

[00:06.90] Loud enough to burst his right eardrum close-range

[00:09.29] The game is not only dangerous, but it's most strange

[00:12.49] I sell rhymes like dimes

[00:14.09] The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times

[00:16.49] Joker rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick

[00:18.34] Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick

[00:20.73] A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show

[00:23.65] So I give 'em something to remember, like the Alamo

[00:26.04] Tally-ho! A high Joker like Spades game

[00:28.20] Came back from five year layin' and stayed the same

[00:30.63] Sayin' - electromagnetic feeling blocks all logic, Spock

[00:33.55] And G- shocks her biological clock

[00:35.67] When I hit it, slit her to the shitter, thought I killed her goose

[00:37.79] Her Power-Use was pure Brita water, filtered juice

[00:40.45] Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe wit' 'im

[00:43.10] Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write wit' 'im

[00:45.24] Never seen the shit again, but he's still my dunny

[00:47.64] Only thing that come between us is krill and money

[00:50.04] I sell rhymes like dimes

[00:52.17] The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times

[00:54.84] Better rhymes make for better songs, and that is not

[00:57.23] If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along

[00:59.36] Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks

[01:01.48] Got get-back, connects wet-back, get stacks

[01:03.64] Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe

[01:06.83] To get the dough, battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro

[01:09.21] This rhyme flow take practice like Tae Bo

[01:11.60] With Billy Blanks

[01:12.44] "Oh, you're too kind!" "Really? Thanks."

[01:14.03] To the gone and lost forever like "O My Darling Clementine"

[01:17.01] He hold his heart when he tellin' rhymes

[01:19.15] When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven

[01:21.00] He's nasty like the old time Old Number Seven

[01:23.39] You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola

[01:26.04] Make you wish they coulda erased out the Motorola

[01:28.44] I told her - no credit for it back

[01:30.56] If you want what they got, then go get it, it's all gak

[01:32.96] Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck

[01:35.67] And still keep your attitude on self-destruct

[01:38.32] I sell rhymes like dimes

[01:40.18] The one who mostly keep cash, but tell about the broke times

[01:42.84] Joker rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick

[01:44.96] Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick

[01:47.35] A lot of them sound like they in a talent show

[01:50.01] So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo

[01:52.40] Tally-ho! High Joker like Spades game

[01:54.53] Came back from five years layin' - stayed the same

[01:56.68] Sayin' - electromagnetic field will block all logic, Spock

[02:00.14] And G-shock her biological clock

[02:01.99] When I hit her, slit her to the shitter, thought I killed her goose

[02:04.40] Her Power-Use was pure Brita water, filtered juice

[02:07.06] Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe wit' 'im

[02:09.46] Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write wit' 'im

[02:11.86] Never seen the shit again, but he still my dunny

[02:13.98] Only thing that come between us, is krill and money

[02:17.49] We sell rhymes like dimes

[02:18.81] The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broke times

[02:45.15] Check it out, ch'all! Ya don't stop! Keep on, to the sure shot!

[02:50.48] Huh-ha!

[02:52.35] Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh!

[02:55.79] Yeah, you're listening to the buttery slickness

[02:59.79] The Land-O-Lakes from my man MF Doom!

[03:02.45] Ha ha ha ha! Yeah!

[03:05.37] Rock-shockin' the house, with another nugget

[03:08.03] Uh-uh-ah, eh, oh, ah, hoo-wee!

[03:13.60] Yeah!

[03:16.26] Regulation status, right here, Fondle 'Em Recordings

[03:19.45] 1999

[03:22.63] Yeah!

[03:24.76] Now what are you 'posed to say on the end of records?

[03:26.92] I don't know! Yeah!

[03:29.32] Whoo! Yeah!

[03:32.51] Mashed potatoes

[03:34.91] Applesauce

[03:37.29] Buttery... biscuits

[03:41.01] And I get lost

[03:42.34] A yes, yes, yes y'all

[03:43.67] You don't stop

[03:45.28] Keep on... a' to the breakadawn

[03:48.20] Say what?

[03:49.55] Uh!

[03:51.13] Yeah!

[03:51.94] You thought it all was over!

[03:53.79] You thought the song was over!

[03:55.66] Ah! We tricked you, we tricked you

[04:00.43] Ha ha ha ha... Whoo!

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