Congratulations
[00:00.71] T-Series! (Yeah!)
[00:03.47] It's your big day! (Woo!)
[00:05.98] Incredible job!
[00:07.85] I know we had our differences
[00:10.13] But today,
[00:12.12] I just wanna tell you
[00:13.60] A congratulations,
[00:14.96] it's a celebration
[00:16.70] Party all day,
[00:17.97] I know you've been waitin'
[00:19.65] (Here we go!)
[00:20.91] A congratulations (Woo!),
[00:22.16] it's a celebration
[00:23.65] I just wanna tell you
[00:25.13] that I think
[00:25.87] that you're amazing
[00:27.88] A congratulations
[00:29.13] to your corporation
[00:30.88] Guess to beat one Swedish boy,
[00:32.39] you need a billion Asians
[00:34.62] Yeah, you did it very nice,
[00:36.63] and all it took
[00:38.40] Was a massive corporate
[00:40.12] entity with
[00:41.13] every song in Bollywood
[00:42.86] Now you're at number one,
[00:44.23] hope you did nothing wrong
[00:45.70] Like starting
[00:46.46] your business
[00:46.96] by selling pirated songs
[00:48.95] Oops! Didn't think we'd see?
[00:50.92] It's right there
[00:51.71] on Wikipedia
[00:52.82] Get used to your past
[00:54.63] being held against you
[00:55.12] by the media (Uh oh)
[00:56.62] I'm sure right now
[00:57.60] there's nothing that
[00:58.85] yeah
[00:59.87] you're doing that's illegal,
[01:00.60] I'm certain that
[01:01.62] you haven't had collusions
[01:02.38] with the mafia
[01:03.45] For legal reasons,
[01:04.47] that's a joke
[01:05.21] For legal reasons,
[01:06.23] that's a joke
[01:06.96] For serious,
[01:07.71] Indian mafia,
[01:08.95] please don't kill me,
[01:09.70] that's a joke
[01:10.48] India, I'm sorry
[01:11.98] 'bout the memes, you're the best
[01:13.69] I love my Indian Bros,
[01:15.17] from Bombay to Bangladesh
[01:17.69] I'll take on all
[01:18.46] the world for you,
[01:19.44] I'm a heavy hitter
[01:21.21] 'Bout to cause a genocide
[01:22.72] so you can call me Hi
[01:23.94] A congratulations,
[01:25.46] it's a celebration
[01:27.22] Party all day,
[01:28.47] I know you've been waitin'
[01:30.45] (Oh yeah!)
[01:31.21] A congratulations (Woo!),
[01:32.46] it's a celebration (Yeah!)
[01:34.21] I just wanna tell you
[01:35.44] that I think that
[01:36.45] you're amazing
[01:37.95] Congratulations (Uh)
[01:41.22] Congratulations
[01:44.35] (It's your big day!)
[01:46.85] Congratulations
[01:48.07] Congratulations
[01:51.34] (Such a big day)
[01:52.60] I got a letter in the post,
[01:54.60] hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
[01:56.36] T-Series saying
[01:58.09] "Cease and desist"
[01:59.62] Had a problem with me
[02:01.59] telling them to hold
[02:02.11] their defecation
[02:03.10] But let me educate you,
[02:04.83] silly,
[02:05.13] that's not defamation (Woo)
[02:07.08] T-Series can eat a dick
[02:08.86] (Still not defamation)
[02:10.46] Suck my fucking
[02:11.46] Swedish meatballs
[02:12.44] (Still not defamation, yum)
[02:13.95] Did you know that
[02:14.92] Indians have poo-poo
[02:16.17] in their brains?
[02:17.46] That's a blatant
[02:18.48] racist lie
[02:18.96] Yeah, but still
[02:19.93] not defamation! (Woo)
[02:21.20] India got YouTube figured out,
[02:23.46] that's sick, son
[02:24.69] How 'bout next you figure how
[02:26.46] to fix the caste system? (Oof)
[02:28.22] Maybe all those ads
[02:29.93] will solve your
[02:30.93] crippling poverty
[02:31.68] But looking at T-Series' past,
[02:33.23] I'm guessing
[02:34.43] not probably
[02:35.24] But never mind
[02:36.19] the poor people,
[02:37.21] we just here to party
[02:37.97] Just here to pop some bottles
[02:39.95] with the 9-Year-Old Army
[02:42.17] Non-alcoholic
[02:43.40] 'cause I had a real problem
[02:45.63] But we still out here
[02:46.35] living like we
[02:47.27] 'bout to kamikaze
[02:49.79] So this is it,
[02:51.05] thanks for sticking
[02:51.67] with my channel
[02:52.92] Ever since I was a nobody,
[02:54.19] screaming at barrels
[02:56.20] Yeah,
[02:57.19] this is it,
[02:57.94] it's been an adventure
[02:59.93] It's the end of the reign
[03:01.18] of Felix Arvid
[03:02.19] Ulf Kjellberg
[03:03.21] Through all the change
[03:04.57] and controversy
[03:05.31] You've been by my side
[03:06.80] There's no army
[03:07.57] in the world
[03:08.56] I would rather
[03:09.43] give me watch time
[03:10.94] It's been a wild ride,
[03:11.95] so while I can
[03:12.68] still be heard
[03:14.17] Here's one last brofist
[03:15.70] from the number one
[03:17.69] in the world
[03:22.19] A congratulations,
[03:23.93] it's a celebration (Oh)
[03:25.74] Party all day (Skrra),
[03:26.98] I know you've been waitin'
[03:29.46] (Yeet, party all day, yeah)
[03:29.96] A congratulations (Woo!),
[03:31.22] it's a celebration (Oh)
[03:32.71] I just wanna tell you
[03:33.99] that I think that
[03:34.73] you're amazing
[03:36.47] Congratulations
[03:39.46] Congratulations
[03:40.97] (Skrattar du,
[03:42.49] it's your big day!)
[03:43.75] Congratulations
[03:45.98] (I'm fucking lit!)
[03:46.73] Congratulations
[03:49.71] (Such a big day!)
[03:51.00] Oh yeah, yeah
[03:51.75] Congratulations,
[03:53.27] T-Series!
[03:55.47] You did it!
[03:57.74] Yatta desu ne
[04:00.00] Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line
