PewDiePie - Congratulations
[00:03.02] T-Series! (Yeah!)
[00:03.49] It's your big day! (Woo!)
[00:05.26] Incredible job!
[00:07.75] I know we had our differences
[00:09.80] But today, I just wanna tell you
[00:13.29] A congratulations, it's a celebration
[00:16.50] Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
[00:20.00] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
[00:23.76] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[00:27.25] A congratulations to your corporation
[00:28.99] Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
[00:34.28] Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
[00:38.04] Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
[00:41.99] Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
[00:45.52] Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
[00:48.52] Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
[00:52.52] Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)
[00:56.04] I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
[00:59.76] I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
[01:03.25] For legal reasons, that's a joke
[01:05.01] For legal reasons, that's a joke
[01:06.75] For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
[01:10.27] India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
[01:14.24] I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
[01:17.00] I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
[01:20.76] 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—
[01:23.77] A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
[01:25.51] Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
[01:30.74] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
[01:34.25] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[01:37.76] Congratulations (Uh)
[01:41.04] Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
[01:45.02] Congratulations
[01:47.75] Congratulations (Such a big day)
[01:52.27] I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
[01:55.78] T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
[01:59.51] Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
[02:03.01] But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
[02:06.74] T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)
[02:10.28] Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
[02:13.75] Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
[02:17.01] That's a blatant racist lie
[02:18.75] Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
[02:21.02] India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
[02:24.51] How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
[02:28.01] Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
[02:31.54] But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probablyBut never mind the poor people, we just here to party
[02:38.52] Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army
[02:42.03] Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
[02:45.51] But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
[02:49.27] So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
[02:52.49] Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
[02:55.74] Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
[02:59.53] It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
[03:03.26] Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
[03:06.75] There's no army in the world, I would rather give me watch time
[03:10.55] It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
[03:13.75] Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
[03:22.50] A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
[03:25.78] Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)
[03:29.01] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
[03:32.75] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[03:37.24] Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)
[03:39.27] Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
[03:43.25] Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)
[03:46.49] Congratulations (Such a big day!)
[03:49.52] Oh yeah, yeah
[03:52.00] Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
[03:56.50] Yatta desu ne
[03:59.29] Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line
