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[00:01.53] You want some more of this, bitch?
[00:08.43] Back in the heezy... we could do this all year long
[00:14.02] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[00:16.67] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
[00:19.33] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[00:21.99] I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
[00:24.65] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[00:27.28] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
[00:30.21] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[00:32.60] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
[00:35.26] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:37.92] I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
[00:40.57] "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
[00:43.23] But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
[00:45.62] So I put my head down, and I just walked away
[00:48.28] I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
[00:50.94] Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
[00:53.60] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Base
[00:57.04] Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
[00:58.89] I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
[01:01.82] To be productive at work, I gotta be well rested
[01:05.01] Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
[01:07.40] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[01:09.80] I don't like margerine, I much prefer the taste of butter
[01:12.72] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[01:15.11] My favorite movies as a kid were "Superman" and "Ghostbusters"
[01:17.77] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[01:20.67] I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
[01:23.33] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[01:25.99] And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
[01:28.65] I'm from a lower-middle class family
[01:31.04] Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
[01:33.70] I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
[01:36.35] My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
[01:39.28] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
[01:41.67] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:44.33] And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
[01:47.23] About ten times a day, man, all year long
[01:49.89] My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
[01:52.55] Is a Céline Dion Song from the movie Titanic
[01:55.21] (Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
[02:01.06] Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
[02:03.19] Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?
[02:05.57] Though I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
[02:08.23] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:09.87] But it's the words that make me cry
[02:11.45] Like that time in grade three
[02:12.79] When a girl called me "Stupid Face"
[02:14.92] She really hurt me
[02:15.45] Why'd she call me "Stupid Face"?
[02:17.04] Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
[02:19.43] A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
[02:22.09] Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
[02:24.75] Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit
[02:27.14] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[02:30.06] When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
[02:32.46] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[02:35.36] When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
[02:37.75] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[02:40.67] I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
[02:43.06] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
[02:45.99] I like red peppers better than the green ones
[02:48.66] Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
[02:56.09] Mine broke about six months ago... Motherfucker
[03:02.45] Go, go, go, go, go shorty
[03:05.65] It's your birthday
[03:07.23] Go party like it's your birthday
[03:09.36] I wasn't invited, but it's okay
[03:12.55] I'll just stay at home, and play some video games
