Riped pants

[00:03.44] But I went and blew it all sky high

[00:07.18] And now she won't even spare a passing glance

[00:11.45] All just because I ripped my pants

[00:15.44] When big Larry came 'round just to put him down

[00:19.41] Spongebob turned into a clown

[00:22.89] And no girl ever wants to dance

[00:26.87] With a fool who went and ripped his pants

[00:30.86] I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse

[00:34.57] But the pain feels so much worse

[00:38.84] 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

[00:42.29] Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns!

[00:50.79] Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

[00:54.25] So listen, and you won't regret

[00:57.96] Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

[01:02.21] And you won't end up like the fool

[01:05.41] Who ripped his pants