Undertale the Musical - Bonetrousle
[00:01.50] It's time for my big number, Sans! Hit it!
[00:03.10] Okay.
[00:04.42] Sans! I meant play the music!
[00:06.55] Okay.
[00:07.62] *Dum dum dumm...*
[00:09.47] SANS!
[00:10.27] Okay, now let's see here...
[00:12.13] Ah! Here's the play button.
[00:14.25] Ready for this, brother?!
[00:15.32] I don't think anyone could be prepared for this..
[00:16.91] Shut up, Sans! You just don't understand perfection!
[00:20.63] En garde now, human!
[00:21.95] Now you face Papyrus!
[00:23.29] Though the guards failed to stop you,
[00:24.88] I can do it alone!
[00:27.00] So be prepared for the ultimate tussle,
[00:29.39] As you try to show your muscle,
[00:30.99] in this battle of bones!
[00:33.38] I see your face, you run all over the place...
[00:35.77] Wait a sec, I know that look!
[00:37.66] Are you flirting with me..?
[00:39.78] Please understand,
[00:40.85] I am in such high demand!
[00:42.44] I'm a skeleton with standards,
[00:43.77] Mostly for spaghetti!
[00:46.16] Please don't feel blue,
[00:47.22] Even though I'll capture you!
[00:48.81] 'Cause you can do anything...!
[00:50.41] All I have to do is try!
[00:52.53] Undyne will see, I can be a guard indeed!
[00:55.19] Yeah, there's just that kid you need...
[00:56.78] I just hate to say goodbye!
[00:58.91] Maybe one day, we all can be friends,
[01:01.57] And when that day arrives,
[01:03.16] I know we'll have lots of fun!
[01:05.55] But until then,
[01:06.35] I've got to capture you
[01:07.68] Since you're a human-
[01:08.74] ut you're trying to make friends with one...
[01:11.13] SANS!
[01:11.93] Stop plaguing my number with incidental lyrics!
[01:15.94] I think they sounded pretty good..!
[01:17.27] Well, I thought they sounded like
[01:19.13] NOT PAPYRUS!
[01:20.46] Which is the worst kind of sound to be!
[01:22.85] Oh, sorry, then...
[01:24.44] It's okay Sans! I already forgave you!
[01:27.63] Come on, let's go enjoy some Grillby's!
[01:30.28] Uh, Papyrus...
[01:31.88] Yes?
[01:32.94] The kid's still her, and the music's still playing...
[01:35.33] I'm pretty sure it means the song's not over.
[01:37.19] Whoopsie doopsie!!
[01:38.25] I completely forgot!
[01:39.85] Human, prepare for my second-verse attack!!
[01:43.83] You can do anything,
[01:45.16] If you want it hard enough!
[01:46.77] Undyne says that, and she's tough
[01:48.36] So I emulate her style!
[01:50.75] And that's why I'm the greatest royal guardsman,
[01:53.14] Or at least one that's in training,
[01:54.74] Though it's taking quite a while...!
[01:57.13] But when that's over, we can be friends
[01:59.53] And you will see how a guard
[02:01.11] has immense amounts of fun!
[02:03.77] Where are you going, human?
[02:05.36] We're supposed to be fighting!
[02:06.95] Why do you think this song is done?
[02:10.15] Oh, I knew it, Sans.
[02:13.33] Not even the human respects me!
[02:14.66] Hey, bro, bro, that's not true.
[02:17.85] A lot of people like you!
[02:19.97] How do you know?
[02:21.30] The undernet has, like, a million renditions of this song.
[02:24.49] Here's one now.
[02:26.61] Hit it, boys!
[02:27.94] Sans, this is-
[02:31.40] Yep. Knock 'em dead, bro.
[02:32.72] Prove you're bad to the bone!
[02:35.38] Come on then, human, let's see if you can keep up
[02:37.53] With the great Papyrus in this moment of truth!
[02:40.99] It won't be easy, you'll have to do actual work
[02:44.18] Unlike my lazybones brother in his booth!
[02:46.83] Hey...!
[02:47.63] You're doing great so far, little human!
[02:50.28] But since I'm a skeleton,
[02:51.61] I'm not getting tired at all!
[02:54.00] Okay, maybe, I'm losing some breath...
[02:56.66] But not quite as much as you!
[02:58.25] Wait, be careful! Do not fall!!
[03:00.64] This is the longest any human's lasted to me-
[03:03.56] That's because you haven't met one yet!
[03:07.29] So maybe we can take a little break
[03:09.67] And lie down for a bit?
[03:11.27] NO! Papyrus never rests!
[03:13.39] I fooled you, human!
[03:15.25] Papyrus does not do things
[03:17.11] With his eyes closed and snoring!
[03:19.24] Bro, that's called sleep-
[03:20.03] Bring out the back up dancers!!
[03:23.76] Stop right there human, listen to me!
[03:25.88] I am the great Papyrus,
[03:27.47] And you will never be free!
[03:29.87] I'll keep you here, enraptured by puzzles
[03:32.78] Unless you want to leave,
[03:34.12] and ask me really nicely!
[03:36.24] You can do anything if you want it hard enough!
[03:39.16] And we know we've got the stuff,
[03:40.75] We've got heart, we've got pride!
[03:43.14] Undyne might be mad, but I don't care
[03:45.53] Because I made a new friend, or at least I really tried!
[03:49.79] So if you want to make a new pal,
[03:51.91] Then be prepared to have a blast,
[03:53.77] 'Cause I know we'll have some fun!
[03:56.16] Just like it seems you were prepared for this battle
[03:59.08] 'Cause I'm nearly out of lyrics and I'm almost done!!
[04:02.54] What did you say? You want to be friends?
[04:05.20] Pal-lease, I knew it'd happen...
[04:06.80] SANS, JUST STOP IT WITH THE PUNS!
[04:09.45] This day is great, I've got a new friend,
[04:11.60] And it's a human!
[04:12.66] I knew that you'd make friend with one...!
