Red Flags (feat. Montaigne)

[00:00.52] The date started off so well

[00:03.97] Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life

[00:08.53] She was perfect from what I could tell

[00:12.26] How could I not see the danger right in front of me?

[00:15.98] My favorite food is fish

[00:18.11] Baby, that's my favorite too

[00:20.23] I love cartoon dogs

[00:22.09] Baby, I love Scooby Doo

[00:24.75] Hey girl, what's your favorite film?

[00:27.40] She said, the best movie of all

[00:30.06] A masterpiece of art called

[00:32.19] Human Centipede

[00:34.04] Human Centipede

[00:36.17] I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight

[00:40.16] Human Centipede

[00:42.02] Not ironically

[00:44.15] She said, "The costume design was a highlight"

[00:48.12] I like it for the plot

[00:49.98] Tell me what the plot's about

[00:52.11] German doctor sews three people

[00:53.97] Ass to mouth

[00:55.56] Cool

[00:56.09] Human Centipede

[00:57.95] Please, God, save me

[01:00.08] I think that's a red flag

[01:02.20] I don't want to get stabbed

[01:04.06] She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"

[01:08.04] I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course"

[01:12.03] She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"

[01:16.01] I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code

[01:20.00] Why are you blinking so much?

[01:22.12] I've got something in my eye

[01:23.98] Here, let me get it out

[01:26.11] No thank you, I don't wanna die

[01:27.97] Bonjour, sir was blinking at me

[01:30.09] Is this because your date is a freak?

[01:33.54] No

[01:34.08] Very good then, bon appétit

[01:36.47] Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag

[01:40.45] To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had

[01:44.43] Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses

[01:48.42] My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love

[01:52.15] You could be my world, the love of my life

[01:56.13] One day we'll get married and be husband and wife

[01:59.58] With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams

[02:04.10] Only if the wedding is themed

[02:08.09] Tell me what the theme's gonna be

[02:09.95] Human Centipede

[02:12.07] Human Centipede

[02:13.93] That way we could save on the catering bill

[02:17.91] Human Centipede

[02:20.05] Only one mouth to feed

[02:22.18] If you are the best man

[02:24.04] You know the deal (pucker up)

[02:26.16] I can finally open myself up to love

[02:30.15] I can finally sew a mouth to a butt

[02:34.13] Human Centipede

[02:35.99] Human Centipede