yt1s.com - The Dismemberment Song
[00:00.22] Hold still, my sweet
[00:04.22] I'm trying to measure the space between
[00:09.26] Your molar and your jaw
[00:12.45] This caliper
[00:16.16] No cause for fear, no, it, it doesn't hurt
[00:20.14] It only helps me measure
[00:22.53] How much skin you have
[00:25.73] Oh, and the topmost layer of fat
[00:29.71] But I won't make an incision
[00:32.10] 'Til you're nice and numb
[00:35.02] Oh, and laughing gas can be so much fun
[00:38.74] Please don't doubt my decision
[00:41.40] This'll be, ooh, this'll be, aah
[00:43.78] This'll be absolutely, whee
[00:45.65] This'll be nice, this'll be neat
[00:48.03] And bring you closer to me
[00:50.16] So, don't you squirm, don't you fret
[00:52.56] I'm not gonna hurt you yet
[00:55.21] I just feel the need to be getting
[00:57.87] A little of you, a lot of blood-letting
[00:59.99] I know the sensation you're probably dreading
[01:02.11] But cutting you up will be so refreshing for me
[01:07.96] Refreshing for me, yeah
[01:12.74] No, don't you cry
[01:16.21] And don't call Miriam, she's my alibi
[01:19.93] Oh, let me check your toes out
[01:21.79] Aren't your toenails cute?
[01:24.97] And red is such a lovely color on you
[01:28.96] But you won't be needing those
[01:31.35] When you've got no knees
[01:33.74] Or shins, or pinky fingers, or arteries
[01:37.99] So, hold still while I remove them
[01:40.38] Oh, and don't fight back
[01:43.04] I think you'll find you're missing the point with that
[01:47.29] That's enough out of you
[01:48.88] And this'll be, ooh, this'll be, aah
[01:51.00] This'll be absolutely, whee
[01:53.13] This'll be nice, this'll be neat
[01:55.26] And bring you closer to me
[01:57.38] So, don't you squirm, don't you fret
[01:59.50] I'm not gonna hurt you yet
[02:02.43] I just feel the need to be getting
[02:04.55] A little of you, a lot of blood-letting
[02:06.68] I know the sensation you're probably dreading
[02:09.07] But cutting you up will be so refreshing for me, yeah
[02:14.92] Refreshing for me, yeah
[02:19.96] Well, once upon a time, that's where the plot begins
[02:24.21] And right after the end, well, that's where the plot thins, and
[02:29.25] I've got no angel to keep me in line
[02:33.24] So, I'm taking your narrative, and I'm making it mine
[02:37.76] 'Cause I'm all out of hurt, you've used up all I've got
[02:41.74] So, I'm chopping you up and still coming up squat
[02:46.26] If I wanted to bleed, I'd just roll up my sleeve
[02:51.30] And saw, and saw, and saw
[02:55.55] And saw, and saw, and saw
[02:59.54] And saw, and saw, and saw
[03:06.71] Oh, yeah
[03:08.57] This'll be, ooh, this'll be, aah
[03:10.43] This'll be absolutely, whee
[03:12.82] This'll be nice, this'll be neat
[03:14.68] And bring you closer to me
[03:16.80] So, don't you squirm, don't you fret
[03:19.20] I'm not gonna hurt you
[03:21.85] No, no, no, not yet
[03:27.69] I just feel the need to be getting
[03:30.88] A little of you, a lot of blood-letting
[03:33.53] I know the sensation you're probably dreading
[03:35.93] But there's one thing you're forgetting
[03:38.85] There's nothing like the thrill of a shredding
[03:41.52] And this is no orthodox beheading
[03:43.91] And cutting you up
[03:49.49] Cutting you up
[03:54.53] Cutting you up is gonna be so refreshing for me
[04:06.49] Refreshing for me, yeah
[04:11.27] Refreshing for me
[04:15.54] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
