Childish War - Giga-P (25 10 23)

[00:10.50] Mukashimukashi no sono mata mukashi

[00:00.00] ​Once upon a time, a very long time ago,

[00:13.20] Toaru kizoku no nakayoshi na kyoudai

[00:00.00] ​There was a close pair, siblings of high nobility

[00:15.90] Ikaryakushou

[00:00.00] ​The rest I'll leave omitted

[00:20.00] "C​hanto yare!"

[00:00.00] "Do it properly!"

[00:20.90] Jiiya ga yobu seki ni tsuke ​yooi don!

[00:00.00] The butler calls out "Ascend to the throne! Ready, set, go!"

[00:24.10] Naifu to fooku de ousen itashimasu no

[00:00.00] ​I humbly accept the challenge with a knife and fork

[00:27.00] Datte bokura wa burujoa no

[00:00.00] ​After all, we are bourgeois,

[00:29.70] Rippa na rippa na kizokusama nan desu desu no

[00:00.00] ​Splendid, utterly splendid aristocrats, yes we are

[00:32.70] Hirefuse gumin kimi to no chigai wo

[00:00.00] ​Bow down, ignorant commoners

[00:35.30] Vaivaisuroi misete yaru ze

[00:00.00] ​This viceroy shall show you your mistakes!

[00:37.60] O​i mate mate mata katte ni sonna

[00:00.00] Hey, wait, wait, yet again you try to bluff

[00:40.20] Minu​keru you na hattari kamashite

[00:00.00] Like you can see through them as you please

[00:43.40] Ha​ai haai hai hai

[00:00.00] Okay, okay, yes, yes

[00:45.40] On​iisama no oose no mama ni

[00:00.00] It is as my brother commands!

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[00:48.90] Aa ​mukatsuku ze! Maaji mukatsuku ze!

[00:00.00] Argh, I'm so annoyed! I'm seriously so annoyed!

[00:51.40] Ani ni taishite namaiki na taido

[00:00.00] ​At this impertinent attitude towards me

[00:54.40] To​ki no koe gongu wo narase

[00:00.00] With a war cry, sound the gong!

[00:56.90] Kenka boppatsu de sensenfukoku

[00:00.00] ​With an outbreak of fights, it's a proclamation of war

[00:59.90] It​azura shite warunori shite

[00:00.00] I cause mischief, I get carried away with it,

[01:02.50] Ho​ra hora aotteku Style de

[00:00.00] C'mon, c'mon, with an agitating style,

[01:05.30] "Oo​yasuuri" kachattara

[00:00.00] For buying at this "Special Bargain Sale",

[01:07.80] Ma​ido arigatou de kimi no make! (Sshaa!)

[00:00.00] Thank you for your continued patronage, you lose! (Ssha!)

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[01:16.20] Da​kedo kimi kimi dake ga

[00:00.00] But you, only you,

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[01:21.70] Bo​ku ni niai no raibaru

[00:00.00] Are a suitable rival for me

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[01:27.30] Oc​hiru no mo hekonden no mo

[00:00.00] Because failing and being forced to yield

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[01:32.50] Choushi kuruwasareru kara

[00:00.00] ​Would drive me mad,

[01:35.50] Ko​yoi mo temee to yai yai yai yai

[00:00.00] Tonight with you, hey hey hey hey

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[01:39.90] Daitai niisama ga itsumo souyatte nayo nayo shiteru kara

[00:00.00] ​Big brother, since you usually do all this about all of the time, being so weak,

[01:39.90] Omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou suru kara

[00:00.00] ​Since you always wildly run around by yourself,

[01:41.70] Ore ga shirinugui sezaru wo enaku narun darou ga

[00:00.00] ​I can never avoid having to clean up after you

[01:41.80] Boku ga niisama no bun made sekkyokuteki ni natte yatterun da yo

[00:00.00] ​I am gonna become assertive enough for us both

[01:43.60] Ato ore wa betsu ni hetare ja nai shinchou na dake da

[00:00.00] ​I'm not really incompetent, I'm just prudent

[01:44.10] Mou sukoshi kansha shite hoshii ne

[00:00.00] ​I want you to thank me a bit more

[01:45.30] Toshiue no kuse ni zenzen tayori ni naranai oniisama toka na bakari da yo mou

[00:00.00] ​Even though he's older, he's not at all reliable, 'big brother' is just a name

[01:46.20] Meido tachi mo jiiya mo itteta zo

[00:00.00] ​All the maids and the butler too, have already said so

[01:47.50] Honto mou sukoshi ochitsuite kure tte

[00:00.00] ​So really, please settle down a little bit for me, okay?

[01:48.50] Kyou kara boku ga ani ne kore kettei! ​Hai kettei

[00:00.00] From today, I'm the big brother, okay? This is my decision! Yes, my decision!

[01:49.10] Aa ​mou! Urusee~

[00:00.00] Argh, c'mon! Shut up

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[01:53.40] Aa ​mukatsuku ze! Maaji mukatsuku ze!

[01:55.90] Ni​kumareguchi wa okuchi wo chakku

[00:00.00] Such abusive words, I'll zip up your mouth!

[01:58.90] To​ki no koe gongu wo narase

[02:01.40] Ji​sedai no enperaa wa

[00:00.00] The emperor of the next generation will

[02:03.20] Ko​no "boku da!"

[00:00.00] be "Me!"

[02:03.20] K​ono "ore da!"​

[02:04.30] It​azura shite warunori shite

[02:06.90] Ho​ra hora aotekku Style de

[02:09.90] Ic​hi kara hyaku itadakimasu

[00:00.00] I'll humbly receive from 1 to 100

[02:12.10] Ma​ido arigatou de kimi no ma...

[00:00.00] Thank you for your continued patronage, you lo-

[02:14.60] Masaka no hihikiwake (Ee--)

[00:00.00] ​This can't be... It's a d-draw!? Eh!?

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