Charlie's Inferno

[00:06.30] Here lies Charlie

[00:08.85] You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone

[00:12.48] He kept his showers ice cold, used eco-friendly lightbulbs

[00:15.93] Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose

[00:19.65] He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends

[00:22.31] Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegiance

[00:25.51] Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks

[00:28.96] Bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached

[00:32.41] Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask

[00:35.60] Had a car crash-- cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack

[00:39.05] Golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors

[00:41.98] Huddled there in prayer around the respirator

[00:45.70] Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs

[00:48.62] They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers

[00:51.81] There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list

[00:55.80] Charlie wasn't on it, and was ushered to the exit

[00:58.99] His heart sank

[01:01.65] He was breathless

[01:05.36] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for

[01:08.82] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[01:12.01] I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more

[01:15.47] Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door

[01:18.39] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for

[01:21.84] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[01:25.29] I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more

[01:28.48] Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door

[01:31.93] Abandon all hope, all ye who enter

[01:34.59] It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure

[01:38.30] Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds

[01:41.49] Fatsos squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths

[01:44.68] Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords

[01:48.13] Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs

[01:51.32] Here, we buy and sell a million kinds of Hell

[01:54.40] Imagination is the limit to the devil's clientele

[01:57.58] Up a dingy elevator, no televised debate

[02:00.50] Will save you from the Hell you paid for, sorry, but it's "Smell you later"

[02:04.75] Side-stepped fate, went right for the gate

[02:07.68] But you know the devil, he loves a good chase

[02:10.86] There was a demon at the entrance, making X's on a checklist

[02:14.58] Who would kick you in the ass when you begged him for repentance

[02:17.80] Those tempted by the senses with the cruelest of intentions

[02:20.98] Charlie's heart sank

[02:22.57] He was breathless

[02:24.43] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for

[02:27.61] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[02:30.80] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before

[02:34.26] Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door

[02:37.18] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for

[02:40.89] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[02:43.83] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before

[02:47.32] Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door

[02:50.50] You can run from your demons until you are exhausted

[02:53.96] One day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted

[02:57.14] Keep on running from those demons until you are exhausted

[03:03.79] You can run to those angels until you are exhausted

[03:07.24] One day you will have to stop and question what they wanted

[03:10.16] Keep on running to those angels until you are exhausted

[03:17.06] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for (I don't want to die)

[03:20.52] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[03:23.45] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before (Please don't let me die)

[03:30.08] Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for (I don't want to die)

[03:33.54] If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

[03:36.72] I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before (Please don't let me die)