Maybe man

[00:04.03] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal

[00:07.21] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile

[00:10.40] Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind

[00:13.90] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head

[00:17.10] Then I could see the places I've been

[00:20.28] But then I would know that you're talkin' shit

[00:23.75] I don't wanna know what my friends think

[00:27.20] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn

[00:30.38] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home

[00:33.57] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long

[00:37.02] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

[00:40.23] I wish I could act in a show on TV

[00:43.69] 'Cause then I could practice not bein' me

[00:46.87] I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel

[00:50.32] But you won't believe me when I cry for real

[00:53.77] I wish that my brain would triple in size

[00:56.93] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight

[01:00.16] But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind

[01:03.34] I don't wanna know the point of life

[01:06.80] In some other life I would be rich

[01:09.98] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill

[01:13.43] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small

[01:16.62] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

[01:20.07] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack

[01:23.27] I'd get invited to every frat

[01:26.45] But when you get old and your good days have passed

[01:29.90] You'll only want me when you're sad

[01:33.35] Wish I was a song, your favorite one

[01:36.54] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom

[01:39.73] I would be there when your baby is born

[01:42.93] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

[01:46.38] I wish I was big, as big as my house

[01:49.82] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd

[01:53.01] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch

[01:56.20] God, I could really use him now

[01:59.92] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up

[02:02.84] And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?

[02:06.30] I could be cruel and break all your stuff

[02:09.49] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

[02:13.20] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird

[02:16.14] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear

[02:19.85] And then you would die, you'd love me to death

[02:22.79] I never know who the hell I am

[02:29.70] I wish I was me, whoever that is

[02:32.62] I could just be and not give a shit

[02:36.08] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan

[02:39.79] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am

[02:57.86] One, two, pandemonium

[03:05.82] One, two, pandemonium

[03:11.93] Here I go again

[03:14.32] One, two, pandemonium

[03:19.90] Here I go again

[03:23.09] One, two, pandemonium

[03:31.61] One, two

[03:32.67] Here I go again