Stayed Gone
[00:01.21] Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
[00:03.88] It's been seven years!
[00:05.49] You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
[00:07.61] Uh, fuck you
[00:09.74] Just saying
[00:10.54] Things have changed a lot since he left town
[00:13.22] That's for sure
[00:14.02] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now
[00:18.32] (sung)
[00:19.12] Welcome home
[00:22.04] I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
[00:26.56] Say hello to a new status quo
[00:31.07] Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
[00:35.85] Turn the TV on!
[00:39.48] Camera speeds
[00:40.89] Rolling in three, two
[00:43.28] (Welcome to the show)
[00:45.30] Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
[00:47.16] Who has been spotted cavorting around town
[00:48.57] (Welcome to the show)
[00:48.64] After a seven-year absence
[00:49.95] Did anybody miss him?
[00:50.66] (Welcome to the show)
[00:51.02] Did anybody notice?
[00:51.82] More on tonight's program
[00:53.00] So, the Radio Demon is back in town
[00:54.86] Why is he hanging around?
[00:55.92] What does that mean for your family?
[00:57.53] Well handily, I've got good news
[00:59.11] He's a loser, a fossil
[01:00.17] And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!
[01:02.57] You can take that as gospel
[01:03.64] Pulling my viewers? Impossible
[01:04.69] I'm visual, he's barely audible
[01:06.02] Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
[01:09.47] I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away
[01:12.70] While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
[01:17.47] Now his medium is getting bloody rare
[01:21.74] Hell's been better since he split
[01:24.13] Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!
[01:26.55] Salutations!
[01:27.88] Good to be back on the air
[01:30.00] Yes, I know it's been a while
[01:32.43] Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
[01:35.11] Sinners, rejoice!
[01:36.18] What a dated voice!
[01:37.51] Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
[01:40.16] Come on!
[01:40.96] Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
[01:42.56] Fitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
[01:44.00] Ignore his chirping!
[01:45.24] Every day, he's got a new format!
[01:46.56] You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
[01:49.82] Is Vox as strong as he purports?
[01:52.48] Or is it based on his support?
[01:54.60] He'd be powerless without the other Vees
[01:58.35] Oh, please!
[01:59.14] And here's the sugar on the cream
[02:01.79] He asked me to join his team!
[02:04.18] H-hold on!
[02:04.71] I said no, and now he's pissy
[02:06.84] That's the tea!
[02:07.64] You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering
[02:11.15] Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
[02:13.02] I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle—
[02:17.28] I'm afraid you've lost your signal
[02:22.86] (sung)
[02:25.51] Let's begin
[02:29.22] I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in
[02:38.00] When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run
[02:46.22] Oh, this will be fun
[02:54.44] Fuck!
