spotifydown.com - The Real Slim Shady
[00:02.91] May I have your attention, please?
[00:05.31] May I have your attention, please?
[00:08.06] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.80] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.81] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:17.81] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.06] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.81] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:24.81] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
[00:27.06] It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.55] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.06] And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
[00:34.56] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
[00:36.81] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.06] "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.56] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:43.06] Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
[00:45.56] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.06] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.31] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.55] But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.06] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:57.06] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.31] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.56] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.06] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.81] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:06.81] They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:09.06] We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
[01:11.56] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.70] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.69] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.20] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.20] Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[01:22.69] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.59] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.84] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29.35] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:31.59] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.84] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.85] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:38.59] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:40.60] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:42.85] Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
[01:45.59] You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.09] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.84] "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.10] Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:54.35] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.60] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.85] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.35] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.34] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.60] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee."
[02:08.09] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10.34] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[02:13.23] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:14.87] All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.87] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.62] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21.87] Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:24.12] And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:26.88] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28.88] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.87] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:33.62] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:35.88] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:37.87] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.12] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:42.88] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:44.77] I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you
[02:47.40] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:49.91] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.41] And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:54.90] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.40] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:58.65] Better than 90% of you rappers out can
[03:00.66] Then you wonder: "How can
[03:01.80] Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
[03:03.55] It's funny, ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
[03:05.81] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.05] Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:10.30] And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:12.55] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:14.96] He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.45] Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
[03:20.20] With his windows down and his system up
[03:21.95] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:23.84] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:26.25] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.75] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:31.24] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.25] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:38.00] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:40.00] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.25] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.50] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:47.24] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:49.25] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.50] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53.74] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:56.25] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:58.49] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.75] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.00] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:05.49] Please stand up, please stand up?
[04:08.65] Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:13.41] Fuck it, let’s all stand up!
