Fat Funny Friend
[00:01.05] I break the ice
[00:03.97] So they don't see my size
[00:07.42] And I have to be nice
[00:10.61] Or I'll be the next punchline
[00:15.65] I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
[00:19.12] Who only exist to continue the story
[00:22.84] The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off-screen
[00:26.30] So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[00:30.02] Can't be too loud
[00:32.15] Can't be too busy
[00:34.00] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[00:37.45] Can't be too proud
[00:39.31] Can't think I'm pretty
[00:41.44] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[00:45.70] I say I'm okay
[00:49.16] 'Cause they wouldn't care anyway
[00:52.88] And I could try to explain
[00:56.33] But my efforts in vain
[00:58.46] They can't relate to how I've
[01:01.11] Drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
[01:04.85] If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
[01:08.56] I've done every diet to make me look thinner
[01:12.29] So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
[01:16.28] Can't be too loud
[01:17.87] And can't be too busy
[01:19.74] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[01:23.19] Can't be too proud and
[01:25.31] Can't think I'm pretty
[01:27.17] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[01:31.16] Life of the fat, funny friend
[01:34.62] Life of the fat, funny friend
[01:39.41] It's funny when I think a guy likes me
[01:42.59] And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "Let's go to eat"
[01:46.57] It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
[01:50.30] Dresses and thigh highs, while I hide my body
[01:54.30] Can't be too loud
[01:55.89] And can't be too busy
[01:58.01] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
[02:01.73] Can't be too loud
[02:03.33] And can't be too busy
[02:05.18] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[02:08.90] Can't be too proud and
[02:10.76] Can't think I'm pretty
[02:12.89] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[02:16.61] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:20.33] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:24.31] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:28.03] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:33.08] I've drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
