[It's] Hairspray
[00:00.69] And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience for the first time from the certified, up-to-code WYDT Studio, it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular!
[00:12.64] He's Corny!
[00:14.23] Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!
[00:17.96] What gives a girl power and punch?
[00:20.61] Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray
[00:24.60] What gets a gal asked out to lunch
[00:27.52] Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray
[00:31.77] If you take a ride (ooh) with no can at your side
[00:34.68] Then your flip will be gone with the wind (ooh)
[00:38.41] But if you spray it and lock it, you can take off in a rocket
[00:41.86] And in outer space each hair will be in place
[00:45.58] (Ooh) Why take a chance when you get up and dance?
[00:48.77] If you twist, I insist you use hairspray
[00:52.75] And tell your mother (ooh) her head she should smother
[00:56.20] With Ultra Clutch faithfully
[00:59.66] So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette
[01:03.12] Just take my advice and you might just get (you might just ooh)
[01:07.63] The only thing better than hairspray, that's me!
[01:11.34] (Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah)
[01:13.20] Forget the milkman, the only thing better than hairspray
[01:17.46] (Hairspray, wow!) That's me!
[01:20.64] Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
[01:23.83] Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
[01:27.01] Ah, ah, ah, ah
[01:30.47] What makes a man reach out and touch?
[01:33.92] Ultra Clutch!
[01:37.64] So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh
[01:42.42] Just take my advice and you might just get (you might just ooh, ooh)
[01:46.94] The only thing better than hairspray: that's me!
[01:51.45] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah
[01:53.58] He's Corny Collins!
[01:55.17] The only thing better than hairspray
[01:58.62] (Hairspray, wow!) That's me!
[02:02.88] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
[02:03.94] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah, do wah
[02:06.33] Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!
[02:10.31] Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do
