Marshall Mathers - Eminem [USIR10000585] (320)

[00:03.31] You know I just don't get it

[00:05.75] Last year I was nobody

[00:08.39] This year I'm selling records

[00:11.06] Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em something

[00:14.51] Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars?

[00:18.77] Get the fuck out of here

[00:19.80] You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)

[00:24.75] I'm just a regular guy

[00:25.82] I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)

[00:29.81] Nobody ever gave a fuck before

[00:31.67] All they did was doubt me (did was doubt me)

[00:34.58] Now everybody wanna run their mouth

[00:36.13] And try to take shots at me (take shots at me)

[00:39.83] Yo, you might see me jogging, you might see me walking

[00:42.51] You might see me walking a dead rottweiler dog

[00:44.92] With its head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar

[00:47.31] Hollering at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit barking

[00:49.96] (Grrrr, arf arf) Or leaning out a window, with a cocked shotgun

[00:52.60] Driving up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in

[00:55.02] Looking for Big's killers, dressing ridiculous

[00:57.40] Blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is

[01:00.06] Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace

[01:02.46] Pissed off, 'cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this

[01:04.83] Watching all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em

[01:07.50] And get dollars that shoulda been theirs like they switched wallets

[01:09.88] And amidst all this Crist' popping and wrist watches

[01:12.54] I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous

[01:14.93] And walk around with an empty bottle of Remy Martin

[01:17.35] Starting shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!")

[01:20.55] I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin

[01:22.40] Whose instinct's to kill N'Sync, don't get me started

[01:25.06] These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's garbage

[01:27.46] What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars

[01:30.38] All I see is sissies in magazines smiling

[01:32.49] Whatever happened to wiling out and being violent?

[01:35.16] Whatever happened to catching a good old-fashioned

[01:37.33] Passionate ass-whooping and getting your shoes coat and your hat tooken?

[01:40.19] New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of dick

[01:42.59] Boy/girl groups make me sick

[01:44.73] And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public

[01:48.23] I'ma love it.. (hahaha)

[01:49.84] Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh)

[01:51.11] Said some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup)

[01:52.93] Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)

[01:55.33] A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me

[01:57.22] And run around screaming, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah)

[01:59.87] I think I was put here to annoy the world

[02:02.26] And destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl

[02:04.65] Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer

[02:08.11] And call themselves "Clowns" 'cause they look queer

[02:10.24] Faggy 2 Dope and Silent Gay

[02:12.06] Claiming Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)

[02:14.74] And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out

[02:17.63] Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out

[02:19.99] After they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out

[02:22.38] (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow!

[02:25.34] Look at y'all running your mouth again

[02:27.15] When you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10

[02:29.81] And I don't need help, from D12, to beat up two females

[02:32.48] In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails

[02:35.17] "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus

[02:37.57] I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!

[02:39.69] 'Cause I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)

[02:44.46] I'm not a wrestler guy

[02:46.05] I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me)

[02:49.49] Come and see me on the streets alone

[02:51.62] If you assholes doubt me (assholes doubt me)

[02:54.55] And if you wanna run your mouth

[02:56.06] Then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)

[02:59.23] Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?

[03:02.43] You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy

[03:04.83] Now because of this blonde mop that's on top

[03:07.27] Of this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?

[03:09.65] The underground just spunned around and did a 360

[03:12.31] Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies

[03:14.97] "Oh, he just did some shit with Missy

[03:16.83] So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"

[03:19.48] My fuckin bitch mom's suing for ten million

[03:22.41] She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealing

[03:24.80] Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?

[03:27.21] All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress

[03:29.88] Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?

[03:32.26] It doesn't matter your [attorney Fred Gibson's a] faggot!

[03:34.59] Talking about I fabricated my past

[03:36.98] He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!)

[03:39.66] So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?

[03:42.05] For every million I make, another relative sues

[03:44.70] Family fighting and fussing over who wants to invite me to supper

[03:47.88] All of a sudden I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!)

[03:50.04] A half-brother and sister who never seen me

[03:52.43] Or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV

[03:55.03] Now everybody's so happy and proud

[03:56.89] I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house

[03:59.56] Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand

[04:02.50] To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp

[04:05.17] Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast

[04:07.30] And what do I see? A picture of my big white ass

[04:09.64] OK, let me give you motherfuckers some help:

[04:12.03] Uh, here – double XL, double XL

[04:14.95] Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell

[04:17.08] Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a couple myself

[04:19.99] 'Cause I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)

[04:24.43] I'm just a regular guy

[04:25.74] I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)

[04:29.74] Nobody ever gave a fuck before

[04:31.54] All they did was doubt me (did was doubt me)

[04:34.74] Now everybody wanna run their mouth

[04:36.32] And try to take shots at me (take shots at me)

[04:39.99] Because I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)

[04:44.76] I'm just a regular guy

[04:45.84] I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)

[04:49.76] Nobody ever gave a fuck before

[04:51.37] All they did was doubt me (did was doubt me)

[04:54.83] Now everybody wanna run their mouth

[04:56.42] And try to take shots at me (take shots at me)