Asshole - Eminem Skylar Grey [USUM71314721] (320)

[00:00.11] Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain

[00:02.92] An asshole, that role think I succeeded fulfillin'

[00:05.26] But don't think I ever stopped to think that I was speaking to children

[00:08.15] Everything was happenin' so fast. It was like I blinked, sold 3 million

[00:11.08] Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin' ridiculous 'cause I was getting sick of this feelin'

[00:15.10] Like I'm always under attack, man, I coulda stacked my shit list to the ceilin'

[00:17.78] Women dishin' but really

[00:19.06] Thinkin' if anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him

[00:22.20] Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' shit. But since when did this many

[00:25.69] People ever give a shit what I had to say? It's just my opinion

[00:28.64] If it contradicts how I'm livin' put a dick in your rear-end

[00:31.51] That's why every time you mention a lyric

[00:33.11] I thanked you for it, for drawin' more attention toward it

[00:35.53] 'Cause it gave me an enormous platform, I'm flattered you thought I was that important

[00:38.96] But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect and battled for it

[00:42.68] Mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed atta-boy

[00:44.78] They told me to slow down, I'd just zone-out

[00:46.58] Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde, it's like telling Gwen Stefani she sold out

[00:49.76] 'Cause I was tryna leave no doubt

[00:51.35] In anyone's mind one day I'd go down in history think they know now

[00:54.83] Because everybody knows

[00:55.63] Everybody knows, that you're just an asshole

[00:59.62] Everywhere that you go, people want to go home, everyone knows

[01:05.73] Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

[01:10.78] There's no place you can hide, you are just an asshole

[01:15.55] Everyone knows, everyone knows

[01:18.48] Thanks for the support, asshole

[01:21.12] Thanks for the support, asshole

[01:22.96] Quit actin' salty, I was countin' on you to count me out

[01:25.56] Ask Asher Roth when he round about dissed me to shout me out

[01:28.49] Thought I was history, well goddamn honky that compliment's like back-handin' a donkey, good way to get your ass socked in the mouth

[01:33.78] Nah, I'm off him, but what the fuck's all this trash-talking about?

[01:36.69] The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me you knocked me down

[01:39.35] I went down for the count, I fell but the fans caught me and now

[01:41.96] You're gonna have to beat the fuckin' pants off me to take my belt

[01:44.88] Word to Pacquiao, mama said there ain't nothing else to talk about

[01:47.81] Better go in that ring and knock 'em out, or you better not come out

[01:50.79] It's poetry in motion like Freddie Roach when he's quotin'

[01:54.00] Shakespeare, so what if insults are revoltin'

[01:56.41] Even Helen Keller knows life stinks

[01:58.23] You think it's a joke 'til you're bullet-riddled, but you should give little shit what I think

[02:01.94] This whole world is a mess

[02:03.53] Gotta have a goddamn vest

[02:04.88] On your chest

[02:05.37] And a Glock just to go watch Batman

[02:07.23] Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man

[02:09.09] Half you don't got the guts, intestinal blockage, rest of you got lap bands

[02:12.83] Stuck to this motto 'fore they put bath salts in all those

[02:15.79] Water bottles in Colorado, so get lost, Waldo my soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping

[02:20.83] A black hole and I'm swallowin' this track whole, better pack toilet paper

[02:24.23] But I'm takin' no crap hoe, here I go down the Bat Pole and I'm changing back into that ole maniac in fact there they go, tryna dip out the back door retreating

[02:31.37] 'Cause everybody knows

[02:32.09] Everybody knows, that you're just an asshole

[02:36.34] Everywhere that you go, people want to go home, everyone knows

[02:42.45] Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

[02:47.23] There's no place you can hide, you are just an asshole

[02:51.78] Everyone knows, everyone knows

[02:53.92] Holy mackerel. I'm the biggest jerk on the planet Earth. I smacked a girl

[02:57.40] Off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull

[02:59.26] For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull

[03:01.38] Then screamed "ICP in this bitch! How do fuckin' magnets work?"

[03:04.32] 'Cause you're attractive but we ain't attractable

[03:06.16] Hate to be dramatical but I'm not romantical

[03:08.05] I'm makin' up words, so you can understandable

[03:10.44] It's tragical, thinkin' some magical shit's gonna happen, that ain't practical

[03:13.90] You crackin' a joke? It's laughable

[03:16.03] 'Cause me and love's like a bad combination I keep them feelings locked in a vault, so it's safe to say I'm uncrackable

[03:21.60] My heart is truly guarded

[03:22.93] Full body armor bitch, you just need a helmet 'cause if you think you're special, you're retarded

[03:27.00] Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina

[03:30.47] You're a trainwreck, I got a one-track mind and, shorty, you're fine but you sorta remind me of a 49er

[03:35.53] 'Cause you've been a gold digger since you was a minor

[03:37.93] Been tryna hunt me down like a dog 'cause you're on my ass but you can't get a cent

[03:41.65] 'Cause all of my spare time's spent

[03:43.55] On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'

[03:45.61] Only women that I love are my daughters, but sometimes I rhyme

[03:48.47] And it sounds like I forget I'm a father and I push it farther, so, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line

[03:53.79] It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent I'll never grow up, so to Hell with your parents and 'mother' fuck 'father' time

[03:59.63] It ain't never gonna stop, a pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime

[04:03.64] So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half-alive

[04:05.75] Poured my half-empty glass in a cup now my cup has runneth over

[04:08.46] And I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster

[04:11.37] I'm goin' back to what got me here, yeah cocky and

[04:14.28] Can't knock bein' Rudolph, so fear not my deer

[04:17.46] And dry up your tear drops I'm here

[04:19.32] White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird

[04:21.19] If you stare at me and see yourself, 'cause you're one too, shouldn't be a shock be

[04:24.39] 'Cause everybody knows

[04:24.97] Everybody knows, that you're just an asshole

[04:29.48] Everywhere that you go, people want to go home, everyone knows

[04:35.59] Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice

[04:40.36] There's no place you can hide, you are just an asshole

[04:45.14] Everyone knows, everyone knows