Brainless - Eminem [USUM71314080] (320)

[00:00.22] Eminem has a full line of chainsaws

[00:02.11] Eminem... Eminem... Eminem... Eminem... Eminem... Eminem

[00:07.43] Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper... Eminem

[00:10.11] Who can say for sure?

[00:11.41] Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer

[00:14.36] If science could operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use

[00:18.62] Society would reap a great benefit

[00:21.00] I walk around like a space cadet, place your bets

[00:23.60] Who's likely to become a serial killer, case of Tourettes

[00:26.54] Fuck fuck fuck can't take the stress

[00:29.18] I make a mess, as the day progresses, angry and take it out on the neighbors hedges

[00:33.43] Like this is how I'll cut your face up, bitches with these hedge trimmin' scissors with razor edges

[00:37.42] Imagination's dangerous it's

[00:39.04] The only way to escape this mess and make the best of this situation, I guess

[00:43.03] 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's

[00:45.70] Despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed it's ridiculous

[00:48.61] I look like a freakin' wuss, a pussy this kid just took

[00:51.27] My stick of licorice and threw my sticker books in a picker bush

[00:54.17] I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and shook

[00:57.10] This fucker was twelve and was six foot with a vicious hook

[00:59.75] He hit me I fell, I got back up all I did was book, now there's using your head

[01:04.26] Mama always said

[01:05.58] If you had a brain you'd be dangerous, a brain you'd be dangerous

[01:09.79] I'mma prove you wrong

[01:11.63] Mama, I'mma grow one day to be famous and I'mma be a pain in the anus

[01:15.89] I'mma be the bomb

[01:17.22] I'mma use my head as a weapon, find a way to escape this insaneness

[01:21.46] Mama always said, "Son, if you had a brain you'd be dangerous, guess it pays to be brainless."

[01:26.78] Fast forward some years later a teenager, this is fun, sweet

[01:30.49] I just got jumped twice in one week, it's complete

[01:33.14] It's usually once a month, this is some feat

[01:35.28] I've accomplished they stomped me into the mud, gee for what reason? You stumped me

[01:38.92] But how do you get the shit beat outta you, beat down and be upbeat, when you don't have nothing?

[01:43.68] No valid shot at life, chance to make it or succeed

[01:46.34] 'Cause you're doomed from the start, it's like you grew up on Jump Street from jump street

[01:50.30] But if I could just get my head out my ass

[01:52.48] I could accomplish any task

[01:53.82] Practicin' trash-talkin'

[01:54.87] In a trance locked in my room, yeah but I got some plans, mama

[01:57.78] These damn rhymes are fallin' outta my pants pocket, I can't stop it

[02:01.25] And I'm startin' to blend in more

[02:03.10] In school this shit helps for sure, I'm gettin' more self-assured than I've ever been before

[02:06.55] Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that, threw my first punch- end of story

[02:11.59] Still in my skull's a vacant empty void been usin' it more as a bin for storage

[02:15.05] Take some inventory

[02:16.38] In this gourde there's a Ford engine, door hinge, syringe, an orange an extension cord and a ninja sword

[02:20.63] Not to mention four linchpins, an astringent stored

[02:23.54] Ironin' board a bench, a wrench, a ore, wench an attention whore

[02:26.20] Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fuckin' chain like an independent store

[02:30.20] Something's wrong with my head

[02:32.33] Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't, 'cause I'd probably be Dahmer, 'cause mama always said

[02:37.68] If you had a brain you'd be dangerous, a brain you'd be dangerous

[02:42.22] I'mma prove you wrong

[02:43.30] Mama, I'mma grow one day to be famous and I'mma be a pain in the anus

[02:47.55] I'mma be the bomb

[02:48.90] I'mma use my head as a weapon, find a way to escape this insaneness

[02:53.19] Mama always said, "Son, if you had a brain you'd be dangerous, guess it pays to be brainless."

[02:59.26] Now my mom goes wahm-wahm-wahm

[03:02.45] 'Cause I'm not that smart, but I'm not dumb

[03:05.13] I was on the bottom of the pile gettin' stomped

[03:07.83] But somehow I came out on top

[03:09.68] (Oh-oh-oo-oh)

[03:10.48] I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo

[03:13.46] I'm nice ya'll, fuck it, I'm out cold

[03:15.57] Now everywhere I go they scream out go, I'm bout to clean house, yo

[03:19.04] I'm Lysol, now I'm just household

[03:21.43] Out sold the sell-outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear 'em yell out, in terror they were so scared and those kids

[03:27.54] Just about, belted out whatever spouted or fell out my smart aleck mouth it was so weird

[03:33.11] Inappropriate? So be it, I don't see it

[03:36.04] Maybe one day when the smoke clears it won't be as

[03:39.24] Motherfuckin', difficult yeah, 'til then hopefully ya

[03:41.91] Little homos get over your fears and phobias

[03:44.50] It's OK to be scared-straight they said I provoked queers

[03:47.96] 'Til emotions evoke tears, my whole career's

[03:50.04] A stroke of sheer genius, smoke and mirrors tactical practical jokes, yeah

[03:53.44] You motherfuckin' "insert insult here"

[03:55.78] Who the fuck woulda thunk that one little ole MC'd

[03:58.43] Be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it?

[04:01.33] And boy, they did flock, can't believe this little hick locked

[04:04.02] This hip-hop shit in his hip pocket and still the shit got

[04:06.70] That white-trash traffic in gridlock shit hoppin' like six blocks

[04:09.35] From a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse concert in mid October

[04:13.09] And God forbid I see the Wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium, y'all cause

[04:17.86] I'll turn into the Unabomber mama always said

[04:20.99] If you had a brain you'd be dangerous, a brain you'd be dangerous

[04:25.25] I'mma prove you wrong

[04:27.10] Mama, I'mma grow one day to be famous and I'mma be a pain in the anus

[04:30.87] I'mma be the bomb

[04:32.19] I'mma use my head as a weapon, find a way to escape this insaneness

[04:36.71] Mama always said, "Son, if you had a brain you'd be dangerous, guess it pays to be brainless."

[04:42.83] "Insaneness" ain't even a word you stupid fuck

[04:45.75] Neither is "ain't"