Evil Twin - Eminem [USUM71314086] (320)

[00:00.05] Yeah, trying to figure out the difference

[00:05.60] But I think, I think the lines are starting to get blurry

[00:11.45] I'm in a strange place

[00:12.52] I feel like Ma$e when he gave up the game for his faith

[00:15.45] I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints

[00:17.55] Grimming every stranger in the place while I gaze into space

[00:21.02] 'Cause I'm mentally rearranging his face

[00:23.14] I need a change of pace 'cause the pace I'm working at is dangerous

[00:26.60] There's nowhere to dump this anger and thanks to this angst

[00:29.26] I done quit chicken heads in cold turkey and started slowly roasting 'em

[00:33.04] 'Cause that's where most of my anger is based

[00:35.38] Fuck your feelings, I feel like I play for the Saints

[00:38.56] I just wanna hurt you, aim for the skanks

[00:40.73] Then aim for all these fake Kanyes, Jays, Waynes and the Drakes

[00:45.24] I'm frustrated 'cause ain't no more N'Sync, now I'm all out of whack

[00:48.96] I'm all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack

[00:51.61] I'm going all out in this rap shit and whatever the fallout is

[00:54.80] I'm strapped for battle sucka-duck, crawl out the back, it's a bar fight

[00:58.53] Prepare your arsenal and beware of bar stools flying through the air

[01:02.21] And bottles breaking, mirrors also

[01:03.85] And I ain't stopping 'til the swear jar's full

[01:06.23] You done called every woman a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah, Marshall (Palin)

[01:10.49] Oh my bad, slut

[01:12.09] And next time I show up to court I'll be naked and just wear a lawsuit

[01:15.55] Judge be like "That's sharp, how much did that motherfucker cost you?

[01:19.00] Smart ass, you're lucky I don't tear it off you

[01:21.39] And jump your bones, you sexy motherfucker

[01:23.73] You're so fucking gravy, Marshall, I should start calling you "au jus"

[01:26.64] 'Cause all's you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo

[01:29.83] Evil twin, take this beat now, it's all you."

[01:31.96] I believe people can change, but only for the worse

[01:35.40] I could've changed the world if it wasn't for this verse

[01:38.07] So satanic K-Mart chains panic

[01:40.20] 'Cause they can't even spin back the curse words

[01:42.61] 'Cause they're worse when they're reversed, motherfucker

[01:44.72] (rape your mother, kill your parents)

[01:45.82] Shit, motherfucker, and these kids are like parrots

[01:50.09] They run around the house just like terrorists

[01:52.15] Screaming "fuck, shit, fuck"

[01:53.50] Adult with a childish-like arrogance

[01:55.89] Wild ever since the day I came out I was like "merits, fuck that"

[01:59.34] I'd rather be loud and I like swearing

[02:01.50] From the first album even the gals were like "tight lyrics, dreamy eyes"

[02:05.21] But my fucking mouth was nightmarish

[02:07.33] And from the start of it you felt like you were a part of this

[02:10.19] And the opposition felt the opposite

[02:12.05] Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums

[02:14.97] Often as I can and skim through all them bitches

[02:16.83] To make sure I keep up with my competition

[02:18.95] (ha ha) Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes

[02:21.82] Borderline genius who's bored of his lines

[02:24.21] And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now

[02:27.67] Feel like I might just strike first and ignore the replies

[02:30.60] There's darkness closing in (evil twin)

[02:33.53] There it goes again (my evil twin)

[02:36.71] It controls my pen (my evil twin)

[02:38.89] But that ain't me, it's my evil twin

[02:41.83] (then I step out and see my evil twin he gives me an evil grin)

[02:43.11] But he's just a friend (evil twin)

[02:44.97] Who pops up now and again (again)

[02:48.41] So don't blame me (evil twin)

[02:50.55] Blame him, it's my evil twin

[02:52.68] (then I step out and see my evil twin he gives me an evil grin)

[02:54.27] Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend

[02:56.66] You have slept for quite some time

[02:59.32] So who's left? Lady Gaga? Mess with the Bieber?

[03:01.99] Nah, F with Christina, I ain't fucking with either Jessica neither

[03:05.17] Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than strep with the fever

[03:09.14] Get the Cloriseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or Extra Strength Tylenol 3's

[03:12.62] Feel like I'm burning to death, but I'm freezin'

[03:14.99] Bed-ridden and destined never to leave the

[03:17.13] Bedroom ever again like the legend of Heath-uh- Ledger

[03:20.59] My suicide note's, barely legible read the

[03:22.73] Bottom, it's signed by The Joker

[03:24.57] Lorena said I never can leave her

[03:25.96] She'd sever my wiener I ever deceive her

[03:28.91] Fuck that shit, bitch

[03:30.16] Give up my dick for pussy, I'd be Jerry Mathers

[03:32.85] I ever left it to Beaver

[03:34.71] Get them titties cut off tryna mess with a cleaver

[03:37.35] Golly-wally, I vent, heat register, Jesus

[03:40.27] Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 Dresden it was definitely my destiny

[03:44.26] When on the steps I met DeShaun at Osborn

[03:47.14] I'd never make it to sophomore

[03:48.72] I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors

[03:51.44] Flip burgers and wash dishes while I wrote rhymes tryna get props for 'em

[03:55.41] 'Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for 'em

[03:57.26] They were sleeping, I made 'em stop snorin'

[03:59.38] Made 'em break out the popcorn

[04:00.69] Now I've been hip-hop in its tip-top form

[04:03.09] Since N.W.A. was blaring through my car windows leaning on the horn

[04:06.80] Screaming, "Fuck the police!" like cop porn

[04:08.66] Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn

[04:11.89] Fuck top 5, bitch, I'm top 4

[04:14.79] And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore

[04:16.69] And I got an evil twin, so who the fuck do you think that 3rd and that 4th spot's for?

[04:20.15] And crazy as I am I'm much tamer than him

[04:23.34] And I'm nuts, then again who the fuck wants a plain Eminem?

[04:25.99] But no one's insaner than Slim, look at that evil grin (evil twin)

[04:29.70] Please come in, what was your name again?

[04:32.09] Hi, faggot

[04:33.42] Look who's back with a crab up his ass like a lobster crawled up there

[04:36.35] Two rabbits, a koala bear and a ball of hair

[04:38.46] And you're all aware I don't got it all upstairs

[04:40.36] Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's so small up there

[04:43.54] Peace to Whitney, geez, just hit me

[04:45.93] That I should call the Looney Police to come get me

[04:49.11] 'Cause I'm so sick of being the truth I wish someone'd finally admit me

[04:52.57] To a mental hospital with Britney

[04:54.70] Oh, LMFAO, no way, ho

[04:58.12] Jose Baez couldn't beat this rap, OJ no

[05:01.04] Hooray, I'm off the hook like Casey Anthony

[05:03.70] Hey ho, hey ho

[05:05.54] I sound like I'm tryna sing the fucking chorus to "Hip Hop Hooray"?

[05:08.99] No, I'm hollering, you got bottom end like an 8-0-8

[05:13.26] And I base whether we're fucking off that instead of your face, so

[05:16.18] Let your low-end raise, yo

[05:18.03] Tango, what you think, ho?

[05:20.16] Slow dancing in the bowling

[05:21.76] You tryna hold hands with your homie?

[05:23.88] What? You think I'm looking for romance 'cause I'm lonely?

[05:26.79] Change that tune, you ain't got a remote chance to control me

[05:29.76] Hoe, I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner

[05:33.17] Superman tried to fuck me over, it won't hurt

[05:35.56] Don't try to fix me, I'm broke so I don't work

[05:38.76] So are you, but you're broke 'cause you don't work

[05:41.64] But all bullshit aside I hit a stride

[05:44.75] Still Shady inside, hair every bit as dyed

[05:47.41] As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skittish side

[05:50.86] And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize

[05:53.26] 'Cause we are the same, bitch