Groundhog Day - Eminem [USUM71314411] (320)

[00:00.49] What is a nightmare? The dictionary tells us it is a terrifying dream, a nightmare

[00:06.60] I used to think I had bad luck, but I wasn't superstitious

[00:10.85] 'Til one day I grew suspicious, when I stepped on a crack on Aunt Edna's stoop

[00:13.96] And got pooped on by a group of stupid pigeons

[00:16.62] Then we flew the coop to Michigan to start anew but ditching

[00:19.55] Missouri for Michigan didn't work

[00:21.42] So we moved back to Missouri from Michigan, from Missouri back to Michigan

[00:25.38] Someone put me out my misery, I can't do this again

[00:28.32] Mom please stick to a decision

[00:29.64] Discipline, last thing I wanna do is listen she's like

[00:32.03] Lex Luthor, bitching, her rules are Kryptonite

[00:34.17] So the walls I done lost my power to see through them bitches

[00:36.85] But I run into them, running through the kitchen

[00:39.24] Pretending to be blind Superman

[00:41.09] 'Cause I had no supervision

[00:43.24] But I did have a super power though

[00:45.12] I could turn into Invisible Kid

[00:46.98] Disappear out of sight, like a true magician

[00:48.88] And one day uncle Ronnie brought over this new, but different

[00:51.80] Music into the picture and it became my new religion

[00:54.73] "I remember it clearly, even today."

[00:57.10] Move back to Michigan again, to live with my Grandma Nan

[01:01.08] Always itchin' for something to do, was flipping

[01:03.48] Through the radio stations one day

[01:05.34] And discovered this DJ who was mixing

[01:06.90] I say it to this day, if you ain't listened to the wizard

[01:09.53] You ain't have a fucking clue what you was missing

[01:12.19] I'd zone out with my headphones, all I remember doing's wishing

[01:15.12] For shoes, fuck them stupid Pumas bitch, it's all about them new edition Troops

[01:18.84] You get them LL Cool J cooling system

[01:20.97] Made that final maneuver to 8 Mile and Hoover and somehow I saw my future is in this

[01:25.22] That's how I knew my mission

[01:26.83] Little boom box boomin', spitting

[01:28.44] Practicing numerous rhythms

[01:29.77] When I sit in my room envisioning

[01:31.37] My dreams come to fruition

[01:32.70] I remember Proof would visit

[01:34.01] Couldn't wait to play him my new shit, he'd go cuckoo ballistic

[01:36.70] Go through the roof for his shit

[01:38.55] It's like we knew the instant

[01:39.87] We touched a mic that both of us two existed to do this shit

[01:43.03] Never quit, too persistent

[01:44.36] "We are the underground empire."

[01:47.27] Started a group of misfits

[01:48.88] Proof had a proposition

[01:50.20] If we all band together, there ain't no stopping this shit

[01:53.13] Come up with aliases, bipolar opposites and

[01:56.07] Be ready to come off the top as sharp precision

[01:58.42] If you got dissed at the shop 'cause if they caught you slippin'

[02:01.37] They'd take your spot if someone got to rippin' you

[02:03.26] And you forgot your written

[02:04.85] Opportunity knocks once, it ain't knocking again

[02:07.78] It tried ding-dong ditching shit

[02:09.35] I fucking got that bitch in a headlock

[02:11.25] Cut off his oxygen Slim snot-gourging

[02:13.42] Like cock-sucking cynder block in the wind

[02:15.32] Now I got a pot to piss in

[02:16.64] Spot in that top position

[02:18.26] Copping over the opposition

[02:19.58] Looking like a dog that's pissing

[02:20.89] Leg up on the competition

[02:22.53] Promising complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson

[02:25.20] I'm in a league Muhammad's in

[02:26.55] Ali's my colleague bombing them

[02:28.14] Probably end up on top of them

[02:29.48] Stomping them like Ndamukong

[02:31.08] I'm Russian like a Ukrainian, LaDainian Tomlinson

[02:33.95] Flow vomits in your face

[02:35.81] Competitors fall at my waist

[02:37.67] You spit a rhyme, I spit in a rhyme's face

[02:39.80] So name the time, place to battle

[02:42.11] Bitch I'm still in that mind state

[02:43.42] Don't make me step on you and make you wine grapes

[02:45.80] Cry babies, maybe my way that I use words is loose

[02:48.74] But you turds better be careful how you choose yours

[02:51.68] 'Cause feelings scar but egos bruise worse

[02:54.62] And the truth hurts, shit no wonder you're sore losers

[02:57.27] Now where's your poop birds?

[02:58.89] Ooh, no more tripping in bird shit, songs of self-empowerment surging

[03:03.18] Words of encouragement but discouraging the rappers

[03:05.57] The rap game's god, but the name's not James Todd, I'm just a wordsmith

[03:09.00] So let these words lift

[03:10.60] 'Cause all I got is bars for you dumbbells since yours ain't working out

[03:14.04] Each verse is more merciless than the first is

[03:16.38] And you ain't got to wear no shoes and shirt in this bitch to get served

[03:19.31] Blood thirst Revenge of the Nerds

[03:20.66] Chickit

[03:22.26] "And it's true that you'll not escape my vengeance."

[03:23.82] But the dumpy kid with them ears like Dumbo's gone

[03:26.47] Word to Uncle Ron

[03:27.56] I'm turning into a non-humble Don

[03:29.40] You blonde dumb hoes, all I got is dick for you to come blow on

[03:32.61] So start the show, but I need a drum roll 'fore I go on

[03:35.51] Better back away from the front row, get launched

[03:37.64] Show you I'm bigger than Dikembe Mutumbo

[03:39.77] On the fuckin' Jumbotron

[03:41.35] I'm a juggernaut, you do not wanna rumble, you bomboclaat

[03:44.82] I'll leave you stretched out, like a fucking yawn

[03:47.20] So mow the fucking lawn, your asses are blades of grass

[03:50.65] And I'm fucking up this whole landscape of rap

[03:53.04] The GOAT just ate eight acres

[03:55.17] An eighth of that was just to make a path and take it straight to your favorite rapper

[03:59.16] Oh look, my notebook looks smoke-cooked

[04:02.36] Like the flow stood a foot over the flame on the stove, soot

[04:05.57] Charred debris floating

[04:06.91] Like oak wood was burning

[04:08.50] Return of the no good

[04:09.81] And I won't quit

[04:11.70] "And the next thing I know something came crawling up from below

[04:14.10] Something that made Godzilla look like a plane."

[04:16.80] And I don't quit, won't change

[04:19.92] It's like a Groundhog's Day

[04:22.37] So crowd around, y'all, 'cause you may

[04:25.29] See if I popped your head

[04:27.17] "I'm a heartless monster"

[04:32.76] Turn me into

[04:34.02] "I'm a heartless monster"

[04:36.40] "With my dick in your mouth all day"

[04:39.31] I'm not so sure I want to know from whence it came

[04:43.05] But the white flesh creature's trail is easily followed

[04:46.49] There, before that shimmering veil of light, the ivory skin slug thing