Rhyme Or Reason - Eminem [USUM71314075] (320)
[00:05.87] (What's your name?) Marshall
[00:09.33] (Who's your daddy?) I don't have one
[00:12.27] My mother reproduced like the Komodo Dragon
[00:15.20] And had me on the back of a motorcycle
[00:16.81] Then crashed in the side of locomotive with rap, I'm loco
[00:19.18] It's like handing a psycho a loaded handgun
[00:21.06] Michelangelo with a paint gun in a tantrum
[00:23.77] About to explode all over the canvas
[00:25.08] Back with the Yoda of rap in a spasm
[00:26.94] (Your music usually has them)
[00:28.82] (But waned for the game your enthusiasm it hasn't)
[00:31.45] (Follow you must, Rick Rubin my little Padawan)
[00:33.60] A Jedi in training, colossal brain and, thoughts are entertaining
[00:37.04] But docile and impossible to explain and, I'm also vain and
[00:39.72] Probably find a way to complain about a Picasso painting
[00:41.54] Puke Skywalker, but sound like Chewbacca when I talk
[00:44.47] Full of such blind rage I need a seeing eye dog
[00:46.62] Can't even find the page, I was writing this rhyme on (oh..)
[00:49.01] Oh, it's on a rampage, couldn't see what I wrote I write small
[00:51.94] (It says) Ever since I drove a '79 Lincoln with white walls
[00:54.88] Had a fire in my heart, and a dire desire to aspire, to die hard
[00:58.11] So as long as I'm on the clock punching this time card
[00:59.96] Hip-hop ain't dying on my watch
[01:01.82] But sometimes, when I'm sleeping, she comes to me in my dreams
[01:09.53] Is she taken? Is she mine? Don't got, I don't care, don't have two shits to give
[01:19.08] Let me take you by the hand, to promised land, and threaten everyone
[01:25.19] 'Cause there's no rhyme or no reason for nothing
[01:33.98] Nah, (What's your name?) Marshall
[01:36.62] (Who's your daddy?) I don't know him, but I wonder
[01:39.84] (Is he rich like me?) Ha ha
[01:41.97] (Has he taken any time to show you what you need to live?)
[01:51.52] No
[01:52.07] If he had, he wouldn't have ended up in these rhymes on my pad
[01:55.02] I wouldn't be so mad, my attitude wouldn't be so bad, yeah, dad
[01:58.78] I'm the epitome and the prime example of what happens
[02:01.44] When the power of the rhyme falls into the wrong hands, and
[02:04.11] Makes you want to get up and start dancing
[02:06.53] Even if it is Charles Manson who just happens, to be rapping
[02:09.19] Blue lights flashing, laughing all the way to the bank
[02:11.03] Lamping in my K-Mart mansion, I'm in the style department
[02:13.95] With a pile in my cart, ripping the aisle apart
[02:15.84] With great power comes absolutely no responsibility, for content
[02:19.50] Completely, despondent, and condescending
[02:21.33] The king of nonsense and controversy is on a
[02:24.28] Beat-killing spree, Your Honor, I must plead
[02:27.14] Guilty, 'cause I sparked a revolution
[02:29.00] Rebel without a cause, who caused the evolution of rap
[02:31.59] To take it to the next level, boost it
[02:32.77] But several rebuked it, and whoever produced it
[02:35.20] (Hip-hop is the devil's music) Does it mean it belongs to me?
[02:38.64] 'Cause I just happen to be a white honky devil with two horns
[02:41.56] That don't honk but every time I speak you, hear a beep?
[02:43.63] But lyrically I never hear a peep, not even a whisper
[02:46.03] Rappers better stay clear of me, bitch
[02:47.35] 'Cause it's the…
[02:48.44] It's the time of the season, when hate runs high
[02:56.42] And this time I won't give it to you easy
[03:00.40] When I take back what's mine, with pleasured hands
[03:05.97] And torture everyone, that is my plan, my job here isn't done
[03:12.27] 'Cause there's no rhyme or no reason for nothing
[03:19.70] (What's your name?) Shady
[03:22.92] (Who's your daddy?) I don't give a fuck, but I wonder
[03:26.15] (Is he rich like me?) Doubt it, ha
[03:29.08] (Has he taken any time to show you what you need to live?)
[03:38.63] So yeah dad let's walk
[03:39.97] Let's have us a father-and-son talk
[03:41.83] But I bet we wouldn't probably get one block
[03:43.69] Without me knocking your block off
[03:45.57] This is all your fault
[03:46.37] Maybe that's why I'm so bananas
[03:48.75] I appeal to all those walks of life
[03:50.07] Whoever had strife
[03:51.93] Maybe that's what dad and son talks are like
[03:53.81] 'Cause I related to the struggles of Young America
[03:56.19] When their fucking parents were unaware of their troubles
[03:58.04] Now they're ripping out their fucking hair again
[04:00.20] It's hysterical, I chuckle
[04:01.79] 'Cause everybody bloodies their bare knuckles
[04:03.38] Yeah, uh oh, better beware knuckle heads
[04:05.52] The sign on my hustle says "Don't knock"
[04:07.14] The door's broken, it won't lock
[04:08.73] It might just fly open, get cold-cocked
[04:10.59] You critics come to pay me a visit
[04:12.71] Misery loves company, please stay a minute
[04:14.57] Kryptonite to a hypocrite
[04:16.17] Zip your lip if you dish it but can't take it
[04:18.30] Too busy getting stoned in your glass house
[04:19.84] To kick rocks, then you wonder why I lash out
[04:21.70] Mister Mathers as advertised on the flyers
[04:24.38] So spread the word 'cause I'm promoting my passion 'til I'm passed out
[04:27.60] Completely brain-dead Rainman
[04:29.19] Doing a Bankhead in a restraint chair
[04:31.01] So bitch, shoot me a look it better be a blank stare
[04:33.41] Or get shanked in the pancreas, I'm angrier than
[04:35.47] All 8 of the reindeer put together with Chief Keef
[04:37.89] 'Cause I hate every fucking thing, yeah
[04:39.76] Even this rhyme bitch, and quit tryna look
[04:41.87] For a fucking reason for it that ain't there
[04:43.73] I still am a criminal
[04:45.56] Ten-year-old degenerate grabbing on my genitals
[04:47.69] The last Mathers LP done went diamond
[04:49.57] This time I'm predicting that this one will go emerald
[04:51.72] When will the madness end, how can it when
[04:54.38] There's no method to the pad and pen
[04:55.70] The only message that I have to send
[04:57.83] Is "Dad, I'm back at it again."
[04:59.42] Bitch (who's your daddy?)
