So Far... - Eminem [USUM71314083] (320)

[00:00.41] I own a mansion but live in a house

[00:07.31] A king-size bed, but I sleep on the couch

[00:11.84] I'm Mister Bright Side, glass is half-full

[00:16.63] But my tank's half empty, gasket just blew

[00:21.41] This always happens

[00:22.99] Thirty minutes from home gotta lay a log cabin, only option I have's McDonald's' bathroom

[00:27.47] In a public stall droppin' a football so every time someone walks in the John I get Maddened

[00:32.25] "Shady, what up?" What? Come on, man, I'm crappin'

[00:34.66] And you're askin' for my goddamn autograph on a napkin?

[00:37.02] Oh, that's odd, I just happened

[00:38.88] To run out of tissue, yeah, hand me that on second thought I'd be glad then

[00:42.08] "Thanks dog. Name's Todd, a big fan" I

[00:44.20] Wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad threw it back and

[00:47.09] Told 'im, "Todd, you're the shit." When's all of this crap end?

[00:49.79] Can't pump my gas without causin' an accident

[00:51.66] Pump my gas, cut my grass, I can't take out the fuckin' trash

[00:54.61] Without someone passin' through my sub harassin'

[00:56.80] I'd count my blessings but I suck at math

[00:58.12] I'd rather wallow than bask, suffering succotash, but the ant-

[01:01.34] Acid it gives my stomach gas

[01:03.15] When I mix my corn with my fuckin' mashed

[01:05.80] Potatoes, so what hoe kiss my country bumpkin ass

[01:08.46] Missouri southern roots, what the fuck is upper class?

[01:11.16] Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper, Tupperware in the cupboard plastic ware up the ass

[01:16.21] Stuck in the past iPod what the fuck is that?

[01:18.68] B-Boy to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass

[01:21.27] Maybe that's why I feel so strange

[01:23.67] Got it all, but I still won't change

[01:26.06] Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit

[01:28.19] It's the motivation that keeps me going

[01:30.85] This is the inspiration I need

[01:32.43] I could never turn my back on a city that made me

[01:34.57] And "life's been good to me so far"

[01:38.26] They call me classless I heard that

[01:40.13] I second and third that

[01:41.19] Don't know what the fuck I'd be doin' if it weren't rap

[01:43.82] Probably be a giant turd sack

[01:45.13] But I blew, never turned back

[01:47.00] Turned forty and still sag

[01:48.35] Teenagers act more fuckin' mature Jack

[01:50.18] Fuck you gonna say to me? I'll leave on my own terms ass

[01:53.16] Hole I'm going berserk, my nerves are bad

[01:55.54] But I love the perks my work has

[01:56.91] I get to meet famous people look at her, dag

[01:59.58] Her nylons are ran, her skirt's snagged and I heard she drag-races [burp] swag

[02:03.29] Tuck in my Hanes shirt tag

[02:04.62] You're Danica Patrick (yeah) word skag

[02:07.26] We'd be the perfect match, 'cause you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag

[02:09.94] My apologies

[02:11.27] No disrespect to technology

[02:12.87] But what the heck's all of these buttons?

[02:14.42] You expect me to sit here and learn that?

[02:16.26] Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda

[02:18.66] Be an expert at computers?

[02:20.25] I'd rather be an Encyclopedia Britannica

[02:22.93] Hell with PlayStation, I'm still on my first man on some Zelda

[02:25.84] Nintendo, bitch! Run, jump, punch, stab, and I melt the

[02:28.77] Mozzarella on my spaghetti put it on bread make a sandwich with Welch's

[02:32.22] And belch, they say this spray butter's bad for my health,

[02:34.59] But I think this poor white trash from the trailer

[02:36.49] Jed Clampett, Fred Sanford and welfare, mentality helps to

[02:39.70] Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth

[02:42.62] I managed to dwell

[02:43.39] Within these parameters

[02:44.72] Still crammin' the shelves full of Hamburger Helper

[02:47.11] I can't even help it, this is the hand I was dealt a

[02:49.47] Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter

[02:52.40] With all these pet peeves, God damn it to hell

[02:54.51] I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones

[02:57.49] I can't go anywhere, I get so mad I could yell the

[02:59.89] Other day someone got all elaborate

[03:01.78] And stuck a head from a fuckin' dead cat in my mailbox

[03:04.21] Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings

[03:07.13] I think my karma's catching up with me

[03:08.72] Maybe that's why I feel so strange

[03:11.37] Got it all, but I still won't change

[03:13.77] Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit

[03:15.89] It's the motivation that keeps me going

[03:18.55] This is the inspiration I need

[03:20.14] I could never turn my back on a city that made me

[03:22.54] And "life's been good to me so far"

[03:28.30] Got friends on Facebook all over the world

[03:32.86] Not sure what that means, they tell me it's good

[03:37.39] So, I'm artist of the decade, I even got a plaque

[03:42.43] I'd hang it up but the frame is all cracked

[03:47.21] I'm tryin' to be low-key, hopefully nobody notices me

[03:50.65] In produce, hunched over, giant nose bleed

[03:52.76] Ogre style as I mosey over to the frozen aisle, by the frozen yogurt this guy approached me

[03:57.57] Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Hova the show's over, I'm hidin' in Kroger buyin' groceries

[04:02.63] He just had front-row seats told me to sign his poster then insults me

[04:05.34] "Wow up close didn't know you had crow's feet!"

[04:07.77] I'm at a crossroads, lost, still shopping at Costco's

[04:10.69] Sloppy Joe's, bulk waffles

[04:12.28] Got caught pickin' my nose (aaghh!) look over see these two hot hoes

[04:15.47] Finger still up one of my nostrils

[04:17.34] Right next to 'em, stuck at the light the fuckin' shit's

[04:19.45] Takin' forever to change, it's stuck these bitches are lovin' it

[04:21.85] Rubbin' it in, chucklin'

[04:23.18] Couldn't do nothin' play it off "What you bumpin'?"

[04:25.31] "Trunk Muzik, Yelawolf's better", fuckin' bitch

[04:27.43] They want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it

[04:29.79] The pressure, they want me to follow up with a

[04:31.85] Nother one after Recovery was so highly coveted

[04:34.23] But what good is a fuckin' recovery if I fumble it?

[04:36.92] 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip, hoppin' out shrubbery on you sons of bitches

[04:40.65] Wrong subdivision

[04:41.97] To fuck with, bitch, quit snappin' fuckin' pictures of my kids

[04:43.79] I love my city,

[04:45.03] But you pushed me to the limit. What a pity

[04:46.93] The shit I complain about

[04:47.98] It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky, and it's rainin' out

[04:50.36] Kool-Aid stain on the couch, I'll never get it out

[04:52.76] But, bitch, I got an elevator in my house, ants and a mouse

[04:56.17] I'm livin' the dream

[04:56.94] Maybe that's why I feel so strange

[04:59.09] Got it all, but I still won't change

[05:01.47] Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit

[05:03.86] It's the motivation that keeps me going

[05:06.27] This is the inspiration I need

[05:08.08] I could never turn my back on a city that made me

[05:10.19] And "life's been good to me so far"