So Much Better - Eminem [USUM71314076] (320)

[00:00.26] You fuckin' groupie!

[00:02.01] Pick up the goddamn phone!

[00:05.73] Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday?

[00:07.45] With who you say?

[00:08.45] I wasn't at the studio, bitch, what'd you do? Screw Dre?

[00:11.21] You went there lookin' for me? Boo, that excuse is too lame

[00:14.34] Keep playin' me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg

[00:17.44] You fake, lyin' slut, you never told me you knew Drake

[00:19.74] And Lupe? You want to lose two legs?

[00:21.95] You tryin' to flip this on me?

[00:23.50] If I spent more time with you, you say

[00:25.75] "Okay, yeah, and I'm coo-coo, eh?", well, screw you

[00:28.50] And I'll be the third person who screwed you today

[00:31.24] Oh, fourth—Dre, Drake, Lupe—oohm, touché

[00:34.25] You were too two-faced for me

[00:35.73] Thought you was my number one true-blue ace, but you ain't

[00:39.25] And I can't see you when you make that wittle boo-boo face

[00:41.70] 'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo

[00:43.50] You make my fuckin' Bluetooth ache

[00:45.46] You're feeling blue? Too late; go smurf yourself!

[00:47.85] You make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid

[00:50.21] Here's what you say to someone you hate

[00:52.70] My life would be so much better

[00:53.98] If you just dropped dead

[00:57.00] I was layin' in bed last night, thinkin'

[00:59.46] And this thought just popped in my head

[01:02.00] And I thought, wouldn't shit

[01:03.89] Just be a lot easier if you dropped dead?

[01:07.20] I would feel so much better

[01:12.97] Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink

[01:16.38] Hop on the freeway tryna get some time alone and just think

[01:19.28] 'Til the cops pulled me over

[01:20.40] But they let me go, 'cause I told 'em I'm only drivin' drunk

[01:22.97] 'Cause that bitch drove me to drink

[01:24.76] I'm back on my fuck hoes, with a whole new hatred for blondes

[01:27.75] But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby, come on!

[01:30.23] Excuse the pun, but bitch is such a broad statement, and I'm

[01:33.21] Channelin' my anger through every single station that's on

[01:36.18] 'Cause a woman broke my he-art

[01:37.96] I say he-art 'cause she ripped it in two pa-arts

[01:40.97] And threw it in the garbage; who do you think you a-are?

[01:43.70] Bitch, guess it's time for me to get the dust off

[01:46.20] And pick myself up off the carpet

[01:48.22] But I'll never say the L-word again

[01:50.52] I Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo… Lesbian! Aaahhh!

[01:55.24] I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest

[01:58.25] My life'd be so much better if you just—

[02:00.21] My life would be so much better

[02:02.70] If you just dropped dead

[02:05.27] I was layin' in bed last night, thinkin'

[02:07.98] And this thought just popped in my head

[02:10.21] And I thought, wouldn't shit

[02:12.03] Just be a lot easier if you dropped dead?

[02:15.45] I would feel so much better

[02:21.20] 'Cause you told me

[02:25.50] You'd love me forever

[02:30.99] Bitch, that was a lie

[02:33.76] Now I never wanted someone

[02:38.71] To die so bad in my fuckin' life

[02:43.00] But fuck it, there’s other fish in the sea

[02:45.46] And I'ma have a whale of a time, bein' a single sailor

[02:48.20] For the night, bitch, on a scale of

[02:50.19] One to ten, shit, I must be the Holy Grail of

[02:52.45] Catches, ho, I got an Oscar

[02:53.77] Attached to my fuckin' name (De La)

[02:55.94] I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor-

[02:58.23] Made for me, say fuck it

[02:59.49] Kick some shots back, get hammered, and nail her

[03:01.46] These bitches tryin' to get attached, but they're failin'

[03:03.56] To latch onto the tail of

[03:04.82] My bumper, they're scratchin' at the back of my trailer

[03:07.20] Like I'm itchin' to get hitched

[03:08.69] Yeah, I'm rich as a bitch

[03:09.95] But bitches ain't shit, I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch

[03:12.45] Bitch, you complain when you listen to this

[03:14.72] But you still throw yourself at me: that's what I call pitchin' a bitch

[03:18.52] That's why I'm swingin' at this chicks on-site

[03:20.86] Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike

[03:24.22] So all that love shit is null and void, bitch, I'm a droid

[03:27.20] I avoid Cupid, stupid! Wasn't for blow jobs, you'd be unemployed

[03:30.65] Oye-yoy-yoy, man-oh-man, your boy-boy-boy's

[03:34.94] Gettin' sick of these girls-girls-girls, oink-oink-oink

[03:38.22] You fuckin' pigs, all you're good for is doink-doink-doink

[03:41.01] I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[03:44.12] She's all 99 of 'em, I need a machine gun

[03:46.77] I'll take 'em all out, I hope you hear this song

[03:49.46] And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack and just

[03:52.60] Drop dead, and I'ma throw a fuckin' party after this, 'cause yes

[03:56.06] My life would be so much better

[03:58.70] If you just dropped dead (I hate you)

[04:01.74] I was layin' in bed last night, thinkin'

[04:04.07] And this thought just popped in my head (you made me like this way)

[04:07.22] And I thought, wouldn't shit

[04:08.25] Just be a lot easier if you dropped dead? (bitch)

[04:11.99] I would feel so much better

[04:18.11] I'm just playin', bitch

[04:19.79] You know I love you