Happy Day in Hell

[00:00.30] I can do this, somehow I know it

[00:03.92] I'll get Heaven behind my plans (Charlie, hold on)

[00:07.91] There's just no way I could blow it

[00:11.90] Not this once in а lifetime chance (It's just a meeting)

[00:16.17] To change their minds and touch their hearts

[00:19.88] Or whatever angels have (This could be bad)

[00:23.60] Cheer up, Vaggy, this could be swell

[00:26.53] Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell

[00:32.11] Okay, but just don't sing to them (That bitch is halfway down the street)

[00:35.05] Is shе-? (Oh, she's dancin')

[00:35.85] Ugh, no...

[00:37.71] There's a warm fuzzy feelin' that wafts through the air

[00:40.89] Every street so revealing it's hard not to stare

[00:44.10] It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere

[00:47.82] If you don't mind the smell

[00:51.27] It's a happy day in hell

[00:54.19] Hi, mistеr! (Go fuck yourself!)

[00:56.33] There's an endless trаsh fire that's burning my soul (hello!)

[01:00.04] Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole (oh, excuse me)

[01:03.22] Doin' what is required, we all have our role

[01:06.43] I'm not doin' well

[01:09.62] Another shitty day in hell!

[01:13.33] If I can show them the dream I've dreamed

[01:17.08] That any soul can change ('Cause angels' minds are hard to change)

[01:20.54] Then they will know everyone can be redeemed

[01:23.72] From the evil to the strange (They're bloodthirsty and deranged)

[01:28.79] I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced

[01:33.30] And I know that they're more of an acquired taste

[01:37.01] But if I open the door and I give them a place

[01:40.48] At my Hazbin Hotel

[01:43.68] It'll be a happy day in hell

[01:50.58] From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go

[01:54.03] To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows

[01:56.71] To the cannibal town, where they don't wear a frown

[01:59.62] 'Cаuse, holy shit, oh my gosh, why?!

[02:02.54] And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye

[02:08.39] 'Cause I know I can spare them from heaven's genocide

[02:14.02] I can do this, I just know it (There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)

[02:17.74] I'll get Heaven (Ah-ah) behind my plans

[02:20.40] There's just no way I could blow it (Kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)

[02:23.85] Not this once (Ah-ah) in а lifetime chance to change their minds (And touch my parts!)

[02:30.37] Uh, no, thank you, I'm just gonnа fulfill my destiny (you loss, bitch!)

[02:37.55] I can already tell

[02:40.22] Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in hell!