Hell is Forever

[00:01.23] Okay, I've got a lot to get through, and not a lot of time

[00:03.08] And I feel like you weren't really hearing me before

[00:04.67] So here it goes

[00:05.48] I know Hell's population is out of control

[00:08.12] It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll

[00:10.79] If we rehab these sinners

[00:12.39] And cleanse all their souls at my Hazbin Hotel

[00:15.59] Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!

[00:16.39] Right!

[00:17.19] Extermination!

[00:18.00] I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year

[00:20.13] And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here

[00:22.52] If they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears!

[00:24.64] You can wave that chore farewell

[00:26.50] It'll be a happy day in He–

[00:28.92] Let me stop you right there (oh)

[00:29.96] Save us all precious time (okay)

[00:31.83] If what you're suggesting is letting them climb

[00:35.30] Up the ladder, oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? (Well, um)

[00:38.76] Sorry, sweetie but there's no defyin' their fates

[00:41.96] 'Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not

[00:45.42] Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot

[00:48.88] 'Cause the rules are black and white

[00:50.74] There's no use in tryin' to fight it

[00:52.60] They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again (okay, but-)

[00:56.33] Just try to chillax babe, you're wasting your breath (hehe)

[00:59.51] Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?

[01:02.71] Are they winners?

[01:03.77] Are they Sinners?

[01:04.57] 'Cause it's cut and dry (well, actually, if you take a look-)

[01:06.96] Fair is fair, an eye for an eye

[01:09.80] Yeah, when all's said and done (said and done)

[01:13.87] There's the question of fun

[01:17.06] And for those of us with divine ordainment

[01:21.04] Extermination is entertainment!

[01:24.25] Bow-now-now-now-now, guitar solo, fuck yeah!

[01:27.20] Oh, da-ah-ah now-n-now, now-now-now-now

[01:30.91] Hell is forever, whether you like it or not

[01:34.09] Had their chance to behave better (where did all of you people come from?)

[01:36.14] Now they boil in a pot

[01:37.48] 'Cause the rules are black and white

[01:39.35] There's no use in tryin' to fight it

[01:41.20] They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

[01:44.40] Fuckin' Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot

[01:47.86] So give up your dumb endeavor, 'cause you don't have a shot

[01:51.61] Long as I've got your attention, I guess I should probably mention

[01:55.08] That we've made the determination

[01:58.53] To move up the next extermination (what?)

[02:01.99] Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts

[02:05.45] I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!

[02:09.71] Um, wait, didn't you–

[02:11.82] Dah-oh-guh-dah

[02:13.43] Aw, shit!