Stayed Gone
[00:00.10] Welcome home
[00:02.22] I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
[00:06.48] Say hello to a new status quo
[00:11.79] Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
[00:16.04] Turn the TV on!
[00:23.48] Welcome to the show
[00:25.34] Talk of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence
[00:30.57] Did anybody miss him?
[00:30.83] Did anybody notice?
[00:31.63] More on tonight's program!
[00:33.22] So, The Radio Demon's back in town
[00:34.82] Why's he hangin' around?
[00:36.14] What does that mean for your family?
[00:37.48] Well, handily, I've got good news
[00:39.07] He's a loser, a fossil
[00:40.12] And, I don't mean to sound hostile,
[00:41.18] But, the demon is a coward!
[00:42.78] You can take that as gospel
[00:43.84] Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
[00:44.91] I'm visual, he's barely audible
[00:46.24] Stop giving him the time of day,
[00:47.58] Don't listen to a word he'd say
[00:49.16] I hope he had a nice vacay
[00:50.49] But, he should've stayed away!
[00:52.08] While he hid in radio
[00:54.73] We pivoted to video
[00:57.13] Now, his medium is getting bloody rare
[01:01.65] Hell's been better since he split
[01:04.30] Where's he been? Who gives a shit!
[01:06.69] Salutations! Good to be back on the air
[01:10.95] Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
[01:15.20] Sinners rejoice!
[01:16.25] (What a dated voice!)
[01:16.79] Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
[01:19.87] ( C'mon!)
[01:20.55] Is Vox insecure, pursuing alure?
[01:22.42] Between this spat and that,
[01:23.49] Has that been working?
[01:24.54] ( Ignore his chirping!)
[01:25.00] Everyday, he's got a new format
[01:26.86] ( You're looking at the future!
[01:27.93] He's the shit that comes before that!)
[01:29.78] Is Vox as strong as he rapports?
[01:32.44] Or is it based on his support?
[01:34.83] He'd be powerless without the other Vees
[01:38.19] ( Oh, please!)
[01:39.26] And here's the sugar on the cream
[01:41.92] He asked me to join his team!
[01:43.68] ( Hold on!)
[01:44.48] I said "No", and now he's pissy, that's the tea!
[01:47.93] Vox: You old-timey prick,
[01:49.52] I'll show you suffering!
[01:50.59] (Alastor: Aww, the TV is buffering)
[01:52.98] I'll destroy you!
[01:56.70] (Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal)
[02:05.46] Let's begin...
[02:09.46] I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stay gone, tune on in
[02:19.01] When I'm done
[02:21.67] Your status quo will know its race is run
[02:26.46] All this will be fun
[02:30.71] Hmhmhmhmhmhm...hahahahahahaha!
