As The World Turns

[00:10.28] (I don't know) Yes, man

[00:12.34] (Why this world keeps turning) As the world turns

[00:14.74] ('Round and 'round) We all experience things in life

[00:17.95] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

[00:18.77] Trials and tribulations

[00:19.84] (I don't know) That we all must go through

[00:22.22] (Why this world keeps turning) When someone wants to test us

[00:25.15] ('Round and 'round) When someone tries our patience

[00:26.98] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

[00:30.16] I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters

[00:32.81] Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns

[00:34.94] Outsidaz, baby, and we suin' the courts

[00:37.34] 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source

[00:39.78] Yo, they never should've booted me outta reform school (Uh-uh)

[00:42.45] Deformed fool, takin' a shit in the warm pool

[00:45.14] 'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn

[00:46.52] I said, "It wasn't me, I got a twin"

[00:48.39] Oh my God, it's you, not again (Ahh)

[00:50.51] It all started when my mother took my bike away

[00:52.62] 'Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave

[00:55.31] After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers

[00:57.70] Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors

[01:00.35] Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman

[01:02.74] Fuck the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'

[01:05.12] And all the other kids said, "Eminem is a thizz head

[01:07.78] He'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is Phys Ed"

[01:10.18] Maybe true, 'til I told this bitch in gym class

[01:12.83] That she was too fat to swim laps, she need a Slim Fast

[01:15.48] (Who, me?) Yeah, bitch, you so big

[01:17.88] You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig

[01:20.26] (Well, I have never)

[01:20.78] She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig

[01:22.61] Put me in a headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig

[01:24.13] (Wait, wait, wait, wait)

[01:25.19] I felt the evilness and started transformin' (Rrrahh)

[01:27.27] It began stormin', I heard a bunch of cheerin' fans swarmin'

[01:30.74] Grabbed that bitch by her hair, drug her across the ground (Come here, bitch)

[01:33.18] And took her up to the highest divin' board and tossed her down

[01:35.57] Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop

[01:37.72] While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly-flop

[01:40.10] ('Cause I don't know) As the world turns

[01:42.01] (Why this world keeps turning) These are the days of our lives

[01:45.74] ('Round and 'round) These are the things that we must go through

[01:49.19] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) Day by day

[01:50.01] We drive around in million-dollar sports cars

[01:52.41] While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards

[01:55.61] Outsidaz, and we suin' the courts

[01:57.45] 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source (Yo)

[02:00.14] Hypochondriac, hangin' out at the laundromat

[02:02.77] Where all the raunchy, fat, white-trashy blondes be at

[02:05.45] Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage

[02:07.87] It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch

[02:10.24] I met a slut and said, "What up? It's nice to meet ya" (Hi)

[02:12.91] "I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza

[02:15.02] But I'm broke as fuck

[02:16.16] And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month (Sorry)

[02:18.02] But if you'd care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt

[02:20.41] But I ain't got no weed, no Phillies or no papers

[02:22.81] Plus, I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist

[02:25.19] So give me all your money and don't try nothin' funny

[02:27.83] 'Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me"

[02:30.23] I went to grab my gun, that's when her ass put it on me (Stop)

[02:32.91] With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry (Ooh)

[02:35.57] I fell through the glass doors, started causin' a scene

[02:37.96] Slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine

[02:40.36] Jumped up with a broken back, thank God I was smokin' crack

[02:43.53] All day, and doped up on coke and smack

[02:45.40] All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse

[02:47.79] Now I wanna kill her, but yo, I gotta catch her first

[02:50.18] Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut

[02:52.62] Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fuckin' porch up

[02:55.27] Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut

[02:57.92] Looked around the room

[02:59.26] That's when I seen her bedroom door shut

[03:00.57] "I know you're in there, bitch, I got my gun cocked

[03:02.72] You might as well come out now"

[03:04.05] She said, "Come in, it's unlocked"

[03:05.64] I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne

[03:07.77] And seen her spread across the bed naked, watchin' gay porn

[03:10.42] She said, "Come here, big boy, let's get acquainted"

[03:13.09] I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it

[03:15.21] She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her

[03:17.87] I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her

[03:20.25] I started to beg, "No, please let go"

[03:22.64] But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll

[03:25.04] With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled

[03:27.68] I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple

[03:30.08] Just tryna buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick

[03:33.01] Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick

[03:35.40] Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it

[03:37.83] It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage

[03:40.22] I shouted, "Now, bitch, let's see who gets the best"

[03:43.14] Stuffed that shit in, crooked and fucked that fat slut to death

[03:45.56] Ow, ow (Come here, bitch)

[03:47.17] Ow, ahh (Come here, take this mothafuckin' dick, bitch, come here)

[03:50.08] ('Cause I don't know) And as we go along

[03:52.99] (Why this world keeps turning) Throughout the days of our lives

[03:55.92] ('Round and 'round)

[03:57.24] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

[03:59.38] We all face small obstacles

[04:01.77] (I don't know) And challenges everyday

[04:03.90] (Why this world keeps turning) That we must go through

[04:05.50] ('Round and 'round) These are the things

[04:07.36] That surround us through our atmosphere

[04:10.28] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

[04:11.00] (I don't know) Every day

[04:12.33] (Why this world keeps turning) Every single day the world keeps turning

[04:14.79] ('Round and 'round) Keeps turning