Hell's Greatest Dad
[00:04.42] looks like you could use some help from
[00:06.39] the big boss of Hell himself
[00:08.40] Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
[00:09.84] Five stars`s Flawless!
[00:11.19] Creater than great
[00:12.52] 0h,with a punch of a pentagram
[00:14.35] i wap bap boom alakazam
[00:16.44] Usually I charge a secrificial lamb
[00:18.49] But you get the family rate
[00:19.61] Thanks,Dad
[00:19.79] Who needs a busboy now
[00:21.66] that you`ve got the chef
[00:23.79] Woh
[00:24.71] Wichelien tasting menu free a la carte
[00:28.51] I`ll rig the game for you
[00:30.61] Because I`m the ref
[00:32.13] Champagne fountains,cavier mountains
[00:34.36] that`s just a start
[00:36.80] Who`s been here since day one?
[00:38.45] Who`s been faithful as a nun?
[00:40.29] Makes you Chuckle with an old-timey pun
[00:41.85] Your executive producer
[00:43.40] That`s true!
[00:44.80] I`m your guy,your day to day
[00:46.34] your chum,your steadfast hotelier
[00:47.67] Remember When I fixed that clog today
[00:49.89] I was stuck
[00:50.56] Thank you sir
[00:51.37] 0h you
[00:51.86] I`m truly honored that
[00:53.36] we`ve built such a bond
[00:56.64] You`re like the child that I wish that I had
[00:59.70] what?
[01:00.38] I care for you
[01:01.25] just like a daughter I spawned
[01:04.02] Houd on now
[01:04.74] It`s a little funny
[01:05.40] you could almost call me
[01:06.62] Dad
[01:19.57] They say
[01:19.87] when you`re looking for assistance
[01:23.30] It`s smart to pick the path of
[01:25.44] least resistance
[01:27.19] 0ther say
[01:28.07] that in your needy hour
[01:30.69] There`s no subsitute for pure angelic power
[01:35.73] who just happents to also
[01:37.21] be your blood
[01:38.87] Sadly
[01:39.01] There are times a bicth parent is a dud
[01:41.23] They say
[01:42.17] The family you choose is better
[01:43.64] What a bunch of losers!
[01:45.07] Can you butt out of my song
[01:46.20] Your song?
[01:46.67] I started this
[01:47.34] I`m singing it
[01:48.07] I`ll finish it
[01:49.86] It`s me
[01:50.97] Yes It`s me
[01:52.36] I Know you were all waiting for me
[01:55.04] I`m here
[01:55.54] What a gus
[01:58.06] TooK a while
[01:59.18] but I`m present at last
[02:00.96] It`s me
[02:02.44] It`s me
[02:04.11] Mimzzzyyyyyyy
[02:10.95] Who?
