Stayed gone
[00:00.25] Welcome home
[00:02.86] I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
[00:07.36] Say hello to a new status quo
[00:12.57] Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
[00:16.28] Turn the TV on
[00:20.28] Camera speeds
[00:21.23] Rolling in three two
[00:24.01] Welcome to the show
[00:26.01] Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been
[00:27.78] Who has been spotted cavorting around town
[00:29.57] Welcome to the show
[00:29.71] After a seven-year absence
[00:30.57] Did anybody miss him
[00:31.61] Welcome to the show
[00:31.75] Did anybody notice
[00:32.21] More on tonight's program
[00:33.73] So the Radio Demon is back in town
[00:35.21] Why is he hanging around
[00:36.44] What does that mean for your family
[00:38.10] Well handily I've got good news
[00:39.42] He's a loser a fossil
[00:40.34] And I don't mean to sound hostile
[00:41.60] But the demon is a coward
[00:43.11] You can take that as gospel
[00:44.24] Pulling my viewers
[00:44.85] Impossible
[00:45.47] I'm visual he's barely audible
[00:46.90] Stop giving him the time of day
[00:48.44] Don't listen to a word he'd say
[00:49.69] I hope he had a nice vacay
[00:51.06] But he should've stayed away
[00:53.26] While he hid in radio we've pivoted to video
[00:57.81] Now his medium is getting bloody rare
[01:02.71] Hell's been better since he split
[01:04.93] Where's he been
[01:05.86] Who gives a shit
[01:07.42] Salutations
[01:08.71] Good to be back on the air
[01:11.55] Yes I know it's been a while
[01:12.92] Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
[01:15.70] Sinners rejoice
[01:16.66] What a dated voice
[01:17.81] Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
[01:20.48] Come on
[01:21.09] Is Vox insecure pursuing allure
[01:22.83] Fitting between this fad and that is nothing working
[01:24.84] Ignore his chirping
[01:25.83] Every day he's got a new format
[01:27.38] You're looking at the future
[01:28.55] He's the shit that comes before that
[01:30.64] Is Vox as strong as he purports
[01:33.21] Or is it based on his support
[01:35.53] He'd be powerless without the other Vees
[01:38.82] Oh please
[01:40.14] And here's the sugar on the cream
[01:42.53] He asked me to join his team
[01:44.38] H-hold on
[01:44.90] I said no and now he's pissy
[01:47.28] That's the tea
[01:48.19] You old-timey prick I'll show you suf-ffering
[01:51.30] Uh oh the TV is buffering
[01:53.67] I'll destroy you yo-ou lit-tle
[01:57.33] I'm afraid you've lost your signal
[02:06.61] Let's begin
[02:10.23] I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone tune on in
[02:19.32] When I'm done your status quo will know its race is run
[02:27.37] Oh this will be fun
