PARANOiD DJ - 'Smile Like You Mean It (Alastor's Offer)' (Hazbin Hotel Pilot)

[00:01.25] ...

[00:12.47] "God fucking damn it..."

[00:17.95] "I thought this place was supposed to be where you could do what you want?!"

[00:22.63] "Last time I listen to anyone down here..."

[00:24.66] "I guess it's "Hell" for a reason, of course it's nothing but shit kickers."

[00:30.70] "If I could stick it to those assholes, then I'd-"

[00:32.72] Then I'm sure you'd make good use of your time!

[00:38.21] "Who are you two?"

[00:39.70] Oh, you're new!

[00:41.20] Well, allow me to offer some insight...

[00:50.60] This world is run on but a simple rule

[00:56.69] Not a case of what you know, but who

[01:03.01] Looking at you, I think, perhaps

[01:05.90] You're wanting more than table scraps

[01:08.90] So just imagine what a man like me could do for you?

[01:20.69] "Are you...

[01:22.20] ...saying you can help me?"

[01:23.99] A proposal!

[01:25.24] If you'll hear me out...

[01:28.88] "I...

[01:30.28] ...suppose?"

[01:32.06] Splendid! ha-ha-ho!

[01:34.10] I see big things coming your way, yes, indeedy!

[01:37.31] Now, onto business

[01:38.81] Everything's better with a song, don't you agree?

[01:41.37] This way, good man, we've a deal to make

[01:44.04] I assure this is a good thing for both our sakes

[01:46.69] I'm happy to provide, but remember your side

[01:49.25] Of a bargain I know you can't refuse to take

[01:52.18] All I ask is when I boost your station

[01:54.56] Remember who gave you this grand ovation

[01:57.22] If I call on you for a favor or two

[01:59.62] Don't forget, it's now your obligation

[02:03.60] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[02:05.11] Smile like you mean it, take a chance and you could seize it

[02:09.86] I'm sure you'll do just swell, you're only down in Hell

[02:12.52] So come along with me and guarantee it

[02:15.18] Smile your way through it, grit your teeth and get right to it

[02:19.96] Forget thе rigmarole, and you can have it all

[02:22.90] And make it that much bеtter when I see you fall

[02:27.69] "What the hell?!"

[02:28.39] "You're fucking crazy!"

[02:29.89] Oh? still unconvinced?

[02:31.92] Well, why not take the word of a friend of mine?

[02:34.33] Husker!

[02:35.85] They say you reap what you sow, and in this town, you damn well know

[02:40.54] That what the Radio Demon wants, he's gonna take (He's gonna take it)

[02:45.88] I've seen him kill Hell's greatest evils, shake the status quo in upheaval

[02:51.18] So if you think you're gettin' outta this, ha, big mistake (Now, now, sour-puss)

[02:56.67] (Ha-ha-ha-ha!) Stop fuckin' around, this is takin' forever

[02:59.30] You always think you're real (Ooh) slick and clever

[03:02.13] Yet I know what you like, and what makes you tick (Tick) tick (Tick) tick (Tick-tock)

[03:06.81] Doin' what you want's just the cost I pay

[03:08.95] Enough of this shit, we ain't got all day

[03:11.61] Just sign the things so I can go get another fuckin' drink (Ha-ha-ha-ha, in other words)

[03:17.64] Smile like you mean it, risk it all and we could seize it

[03:22.42] Until we hear that bell, we're both stuck in Hell

[03:25.09] So roll the dice and see if you could be it

[03:28.00] Smile your way through it, embrace the dark as though you knew it

[03:32.78] You can stand up tall and act within my thrall

[03:35.34] And I'll be there to watch you as you take the fall

[03:43.41] So what, my friend? Whatever will it be?

[03:48.32] I can give you what you crave, just not for free

[03:53.70] You know what's on the line, and this whole thing's on borrowed time

[03:58.24] But you can trust the man who's wearing his one guarantee

[04:07.07] Smile like you mean it, take a chance and you could seize it

[04:11.59] I'm sure you'll do just swell, you're only down in Hell

[04:14.53] So come along with me and guarantee it

[04:17.44] Smile your way through it, grit your teeth and get right to it

[04:21.98] Forget the rigmarole, and you can have it all

[04:24.91] And make it that much better when I see you

[04:27.83] Smile like you mean it, risk it all and we can seize it

[04:32.53] Until we hear that bell, we're both stuck in Hell

[04:35.18] So roll the dice and see if you could be it

[04:38.11] Smile your way through it, embrace the dark as though you knew it

[04:42.88] You can stand up tall and act within my thrall

[04:45.46] And I'll be there to watch you, yes, I'll watch you

[04:48.39] I will make you, break you as you fall

[04:55.66] So?

[04:57.70] It's a deal then?