_Hell's Great Dad_ -- LYRIC VIDEO from HAZBIN HOTEL - DAD BEAT DAD -- S1_ Episode 5
[00:00.88] Haha!
[00:02.12] Looks like you could use some help
[00:03.72] From the big boss of Hell himself
[00:05.83] Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
[00:07.70] (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
[00:09.84] Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
[00:11.68] I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
[00:13.82] Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
[00:15.67] But you get the family rate
[00:17.26] Thanks, dad!
[00:18.07] Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)
[00:22.05] Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
[00:26.03] I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
[00:29.74] Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
[00:33.73] Who's been here since day one?
[00:35.86] Who's been faithful as a nun?
[00:37.73] Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
[00:39.60] Your executive producer
[00:41.36] That's true!
[00:41.90] I'm your guy, your day-to-day
[00:43.65] Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
[00:45.79] Remember when I fixed that clog today?
[00:47.65] I was stuck, thank you, sir!
[00:49.16] Oh, you!
[00:49.95] I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
[00:54.21] You're like the child that I wish that I had
[00:57.13] Uh, what?
[00:58.19] I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
[01:01.12] Hold on now!
[01:01.91] It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
[01:05.82] (Just Lucifer and Alastor being petty)
[01:16.91] They say, when you're looking for assistance
[01:20.89] It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
[01:24.88] Others say, that in your needy hour
[01:28.26] There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
[01:33.06] Who just happens to also be your blood!
[01:36.68] Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
[01:39.33] They say the family you choose is better
[01:41.36] What a bunch of losers
[01:42.43] Can you butt out of my song?
[01:43.77] Your song? I started this!
[01:44.83] I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
[01:46.35] Oh, you tacky piece of—
[01:47.31] It's me, yes, it's me
[01:49.99] I know you were all waiting for me
[01:52.90] I'm here, what a gas
[01:55.81] Took a while, but I'm present at last
[01:58.74] It's me, it's me
[02:01.67] Mimzy!
[02:08.32] Who?
