Afroman - Colt 45 (dirty).mpg(MP3_320K)

[00:00.25] Whoa, good morning ladies, hahaha

[00:01.05] You like that shit, man? (That was pretty good, that was pretty good)

[00:02.65] Ayy man, I got a gang of that shit, man

[00:07.44] I'll tell you what

[00:07.70] My man on the guitar

[00:08.23] Ayy, fool on the drums

[00:08.76] Ayy, everybody just crowd around the mic

[00:09.03] I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got (clap ya hands, man)

[00:09.30] But first I'ma start off like that, ayy, help me sing it, homeboy

[00:10.36] Come on

[00:10.89] Said Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need

[00:13.01] We can go to the park, after dark

[00:14.08] Smoke that tumbleweed

[00:17.79] As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn

[00:19.92] Singin' them dirty rap songs

[00:22.57] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

[00:24.97] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[00:27.35] So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

[00:30.01] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale

[00:34.53] Skatin' on Dayton rims

[00:37.19] So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville

[00:41.71] If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will

[00:46.75] Well, it was just sundown in small white town

[00:49.13] They call it East Side Palmdale (well)

[00:51.81] When the Afroman walked through the white land

[00:54.19] Houses went up for sale (hell)

[00:56.59] Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs

[00:58.71] When I met a little girl named Jan

[01:01.11] I let her ride in my Caddy

[01:02.70] 'Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan (hahaha)

[01:06.15] We fucked on the bed

[01:07.22] Fucked on the floor

[01:08.55] Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro

[01:10.67] Then I fucked to the left (left)

[01:12.26] Fucked to the right (right)

[01:13.59] She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white

[01:15.71] I thought to myself, "Sheeba-sheeba"

[01:18.37] Got my ass lookin' like a zebra

[01:20.49] I put on my clothes and I was on my way

[01:22.89] Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

[01:25.27] So I ran, I jumped out the back window

[01:27.67] But her daddy, he was waitin' with a two-by-four

[01:30.05] Oh, he beat me to the left

[01:31.38] He beat me to the right

[01:35.37] The motherfucker whooped my ass all night

[01:36.71] But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad

[01:37.75] That's the best damn pussy I ever had

[01:39.89] Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine (woo)

[01:41.22] I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[01:44.95] Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)

[01:49.47] We can go to the park, after dark

[01:52.11] Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)

[01:54.51] And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn

[01:56.63] Singin' them dirty rap songs

[01:59.29] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

[02:01.95] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[02:04.34] So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

[02:08.85] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale

[02:11.51] Skatin' on Dayton rims (come on)

[02:13.89] So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville

[02:18.67] If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will (uh)

[02:23.73] I met this lady in Hollywood

[02:26.12] She had green hair, but damn she looked good

[02:28.52] I took her to my house 'cause she was fine

[02:30.63] But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

[02:34.63] I met this lady from Japan

[02:35.96] Never made love with an African

[02:38.34] I fucked her once, I fucked her twice

[02:40.46] I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

[02:43.38] Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)

[02:46.31] I met a woman in the heart of Australia

[02:48.16] Had a big butt and big titties too

[02:50.03] So I hopped in her ass like a Kangaroo

[02:52.68] See I met this woman from Hawaii

[02:55.08] Stuck it in her ass and she said "aii"

[02:58.01] Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch

[02:59.87] Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

[03:02.24] Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky

[03:05.42] She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me

[03:09.94] I came in her mouth, it was a crisis

[03:10.49] I gave her my secret blend of herbs' n' spices

[03:12.34] Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)

[03:16.86] We can go to the park, after dark

[03:21.38] Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)

[03:21.64] And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn

[03:24.28] Singin' them dirty rap songs

[03:27.47] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

[03:30.95] (Ayy, wait a minute, man, check this out, man, ayy)

[03:32.27] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[00:00.00] I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

[00:00.00] Her titties were filled with Hennessy

[00:00.00] That country music really drove me crazy

[00:00.00] But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy"

[00:00.00] Met this lady in Oklahoma

[00:00.00] Put that pussy in a coma

[00:00.00] Met this lady in Michigan

[00:00.00] I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again

[00:00.00] Met a real black girl down in South Carolina

[00:00.00] Fucked her until she turned to a white albino

[00:00.00] Fucked this hooker in Iowa

[00:00.00] I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

[00:00.00] Fucked this girl down in Georgia

[00:00.00] Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

[00:00.00] Met this beautiful sexy ho

[00:00.00] She just ran across the border of Mexico

[00:00.00] Fine young thing, said her name's Maria

[00:00.00] I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

[00:00.00] I wanna get married but I can't afford it

[00:00.00] I know I'ma cry when she get deported

[00:00.00] Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)

[00:00.00] We can go to the park, after dark

[00:00.00] Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)

[00:00.00] And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn

[00:00.00] Singin' them dirty rap songs

[00:00.00] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

[00:00.00] And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

[00:00.00] So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

[00:00.00] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale

[00:00.00] Skatin' on Dayton rims (come on)

[00:00.00] So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville

[00:00.00] If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will