TEXAS HOLD 'EM

[00:11.92] This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

[00:16.69] So lay your cards down, down, down, down

[00:20.94] So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)

[00:25.19] Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

[00:29.73] And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

[00:32.10] Come pour some sugar on me, honey too

[00:34.49] It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

[00:36.91] Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha, woo)

[00:40.38] There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city)

[00:44.89] In the basement (In the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty)

[00:49.14] Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin')

[00:53.66] Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

[00:58.97] Ooh, one step to the right

[01:02.70] We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice

[01:07.22] Ooh, run me to the left

[01:11.47] Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

[01:15.72] This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

[01:19.70] So lay your cards down, down, down, down

[01:23.98] So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)

[01:28.50] Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

[01:33.02] And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

[01:35.41] Come and pour some sugar on me, honey too

[01:37.53] It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

[01:39.92] Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

[01:41.77] And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

[01:44.17] Come and pour some liquor on me, honey too

[01:46.29] It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

[01:48.95] Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

[01:54.53] Woo-hoo

[01:58.78] Woo-hoo

[02:03.03] Woo-hoo

[02:07.81] There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us)

[02:12.06] Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)

[02:16.59] All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)

[02:20.59] And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah

[02:25.95] Ooh, one step to the right

[02:29.93] We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice

[02:34.71] Ooh, you run to the left

[02:38.70] Just with me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind

[02:42.95] This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

[02:46.93] So lay your cards down, down, down, down (Oh)

[02:51.18] So park your Lexus (Hey) and throw your keys up (Hey)

[02:55.70] Stick around,' round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

[02:59.95] And I'll be damned if I cannot slow dance with you

[03:02.60] Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too

[03:04.73] It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

[03:07.43] Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

[03:09.24] And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

[03:11.37] Come pour some liquor on me honey, too

[03:13.49] It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

[03:16.15] Don't be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh

[03:21.53] Take it to the floor now, ooh

[03:23.64] Hoops, spurs, boots

[03:26.28] To the floor now, ooh

[03:27.86] Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

[03:33.17] Shoot

[03:34.25] Come take it to the floor now, ooh

[03:37.17] And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

[03:41.68] Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too

[03:45.65] Furs, spurs, boots

[03:49.64] Solargenic, photogenic, shoot