Maybe Man

[00:01.23] Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel

[00:03.36] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal

[00:06.81] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile

[00:10.55] Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind

[00:13.73] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head

[00:16.92] Then I could see the places I've been

[00:20.38] But then I would know that you're talkin' shit

[00:23.56] I don't wanna know what my friends think

[00:27.01] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn

[00:30.20] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home

[00:33.39] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long

[00:36.85] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

[00:40.29] I wish I could act in a show on TV

[00:43.74] 'Cause then I could practice not bein' me

[00:46.94] I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel

[00:50.39] But you won't believe me when I cry for real

[00:53.84] I wish that my brain would triple in size

[00:56.76] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight

[01:00.21] But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind

[01:03.41] I don't wanna know the point of life

[01:06.60] In some other life I would be rich

[01:10.06] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill

[01:13.25] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small

[01:16.70] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

[01:20.15] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack

[01:23.34] I'd get invited to every frat

[01:26.53] But when you get old and your good days have passed

[01:29.71] You'll only want me when you're sad

[01:33.19] Wish I was a song, your favorite one

[01:36.63] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom

[01:39.82] I would be there when your baby is born

[01:43.02] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

[01:46.73] I wish I was big, as big as my house

[01:49.92] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd

[01:53.37] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch

[01:56.29] God, I could really use him now

[01:59.75] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up

[02:02.93] And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?

[02:06.39] I could be cruel and break all your stuff

[02:09.57] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

[02:13.03] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird

[02:16.22] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear

[02:19.67] And then you would die, you'd love me to death

[02:22.85] I never know who the hell I am

[02:29.76] I wish I was me, whoever that is

[02:32.68] I could just be and not give a shit

[02:35.88] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan

[02:39.59] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am

[02:59.25] One, two, pandemonium

[03:06.68] One, two, pandemonium

[03:12.00] Here I go again

[03:14.65] One, two, pandemonium

[03:20.23] Here I go again

[03:22.35] One, two, pandemonium

[03:32.20] One, two-

[03:33.53] Here I go again