Everybody gets high

[00:08.37] Once upon a time in a land far away

[00:11.90] There lived a little boy and he drank all day

[00:15.89] Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay

[00:20.44] Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away

[00:24.42] Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another

[00:28.41] Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup)

[00:32.65] Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem

[00:36.64] Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom

[00:41.95] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

[00:44.08] And a trip, and a trip, and a trip

[00:49.65] And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

[00:53.90] Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

[00:58.15] Once upon a time in a land far away

[01:01.87] There lived a little boy and he cried all day

[01:06.39] Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid

[01:10.10] He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away

[01:14.42] Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another

[01:18.40] Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup)

[01:22.65] Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem

[01:26.90] Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom

[01:31.96] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

[01:35.96] And a trip, and a trip, and a trip

[01:39.67] And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

[01:44.19] Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

[01:48.43] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

[01:52.42] And a trip, and a trip, and a trip

[01:55.88] And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

[02:00.65] Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

[02:05.17] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

[02:13.14] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

[02:21.37] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

[02:29.34] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

[02:38.64] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

[02:43.15] And a trip, and a trip, and a trip

[02:46.87] And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

[02:51.92] Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

[02:54.31] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

[03:02.01] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

[03:10.25] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

[03:18.48] Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?