Heaven 2 Hell
[00:00.87] Attention all sinners, Alastor here (And Charlie)
[00:03.25] And we're pleased as punch to tell you about the new Hazbin Hotel (Actually, it's the Happy Hot—)
[00:07.23] Wonderful, now listen up
[00:09.36] What would you do if I said there's a place for you?
[00:12.82] A place completely free of shame and doubt (Well, just about)
[00:17.86] What would you do if you could start it all anew?
[00:21.59] Well, come to our hotel and you'll find out
[00:25.83] You will not want for anything, we'll take it all away
[00:30.08] No, actually we'll give you things 'cause stealing's not okay
[00:34.59] Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs
[00:36.46] Or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs
[00:38.84] We'll make them pay, they'll want to stay
[00:40.97] Don't scare them all away
[00:42.83] We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell
[00:46.83] But we both want this new venture to do well
[00:51.07] So with her passion and his power and this rinky-dink hotel
[00:55.85] We might just bring some heaven to Hell
[01:00.89] It's clear to me that you're just looking for control
[01:04.35] It's definitely getting out of hand
[01:07.26] I agree
[01:08.32] So before we go and tell another tired, tortured soul
[01:12.85] I think we need to come up with a plan
[01:16.04] Good idea
[01:17.10] We'll ship them in and dress them up and make them look the part
[01:21.36] Well, actually, we probably should help them change their heart
[01:25.87] By teasing them and baiting them or rehabilitating them
[01:30.11] Boil them, baste them, slice them up, and serve them à la carte
[01:35.15] That's horrible (Don't be such a princess)
[01:37.02] Go to Hell (Already there, darling)
[01:39.40] We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell
[01:43.65] But we both want this new venture to do well
[01:47.91] So with her passion and his power and this rinky-dink hotel
[01:52.68] We might just bring some heaven to Hell
[01:57.74] (One more time for the demons in the back)
[02:00.40] With our passion and our power and this rinky-dink hotel
[02:05.97] We might just bring some heaven to Hell
[02:15.54] Want some hors d'oeuvres? (I'll pass)
[02:18.99] Yeah
